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    I think people should be careful what they wish for ,some of the mods we have had on here in the last have been power mad Pricks ,we are lucky nowadays to have reasonable fellas ,it's not their fault some people think it's ok to behave like absolute nobs as soon as they get behind a keyboard ,,some chaps on here could do with looking at themselves with a bit of honesty .
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    Teachers seem to be getting a poor press lately and the perception is this is one long holiday for them ,I can only speak about what I know ,and I know of one teacher who has always been conscientious and hard working ,but since this outbreak has had to work harder and longer than ever before ,early starts and late night's are the norm ,learning and doing things outside of her remit is everyday ,the worry and concern about her students ,the dealing with idiot ,lazy irresponsible parents the mountains of red tape every cough in school entails is all taking its toll on her and it breaks my heart
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    They leave streaks on the window doing that ,...false economy
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    Another top tip ,the gusset part of the tights makes a very serviceable chamois leather ,,,,,,although you must go commando and wear them for a continuous minimum of three days .
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    As a gender neutral individual ,I am offended by some of the comments on this thread ,can the mods please put in place some type of warning system so as I don't stumble across the very hurtful ,offensive comments I have read ,..a safe space where people could have access to counselling would also be a good idea .
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    Mr Stanley ,not fishing
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    So are they allowed to the fishing match or not ?
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    It must be a bit annoying for you down there mate ....only having seven fingers and some of the locals having up to fourteen ..you must feel like they're rubbing it in
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    I am quite looking forward to putting ugly faces to names .
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    RIP sainty

    Astanley replied to socks's topic in General Talk

    Shame that ,him ,Ron Yeats and Tommy Lawrenson were the original "spine " of the team Shankley first put together ,the genesis of any success we had afterwards ,a decent fella too . I remember when I was a kid ,my mate saying he had the best ball control to come out of Scotland since Jock Strap , I didn't want to ask who Jock Strap played for and I searched for his name for years ,I was in my thirties before the penny dropped ,that's how fkin thick I am .
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    What's the situation with camping ,do I just take a pop up tent ,can you take dogs ? any sea fishing nearby ?
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    I'm in .
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    Translation ... Rob all the towels ,the soap and shampoo They'll never find the white man that we ate in a stew Smile and clap and sing to them ,it never seems to fail Then let's fuk off to Fiji before we get some jail !
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    Stock cube ,slice up a peperami ,a spring onion ,pinch of chilli flakes ,pinch of mixed herbs ,few beansprouts , Bob's your uncle .
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    I might put some spuds in next week ,apart from that it's just preparing the other beds and burning a bit of rubbish ,I quite fancy getting a few layers in again this year .
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    Not a bad looking fella to be fair ,his ma might of been a bit more grateful at her age .
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    Where's his ears ?
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    About season 6or 7 they started making it a different way ( I want to say 16m m ,but I'm not sure ,) improved it no end and gave more scope for the visuals ,it gets better and better ,there are jokes about some celebrities that pre date any allegations against them ,and stuff done and said that I'm amazed they got away with ,the best show on tv bar none in my opinion .
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    On the plus side ,I am gonna look like a near genius if anyone ever asks me what a Tasmanian pandemelon is .
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    They are beautiful pups ,Mrs sheep has done a great job .
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    I had a plummer once .
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    My Mrs is world class funny with maloprisms .
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    My neighbours are Spanish ,they have a four year old lad who still can't say please ....I think that's poor for four .
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    Get a normal cheap set of speakers ,and then write 11 on them .
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    I'm not fluent in Bradfordiaan ,but I'm sure I heard one of them shout " give greyman a shout he'll fukin love this "
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