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Astanley

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  1. You started this Naz by mentioning the brick fella ?
  2. Genius that he was ,this place would confuse even Bill ,and I'm a Bardolator .
  3. The country as a whole ,or just the annoying Scots on here (hi ketchup ) ?
  4. Oops ! I better put that right ,before I get legend status. At the time Mark was banned off here ,so (for me anyway ) it was the funniest thing ever to post on here that I beat him ,and then count to ten for my phone to ring for the abusive call ? ,never failed ,usually started with " you b*****d ! Your ruining my reputation " used to send me into fits of giggles ,childish ,I know ,but I get my chuckles where I can . The truth is Mark was very hospitable to me ,and no dog I have ever owned would get anywhere near Kat and her offspring .
  5. Be grateful folk are taking an interest ,I have been on here ten years and the only question I have been asked ,is ..are you a fkn idiot ?
  6. Go for it ,cos it you defrost it in one go ,sea levels will rise .
  7. Youd get a lot more in that freezer ,it you defrosted the fkn thing ,apart from that ,well in mate ,vive la difference ,as the Welsh say .
  8. This is true ,I saw a photo of Tomo on here once ,and that night I had a dream he tried to bum me .
  9. I have often pondered this question ,sometimes I have had quite lengthy ,complicated dreams that tie in neatly with whatever has woken me up ....I'm gonna Google it .
  10. I am very sorry to hear you are in a lot of pain mushy .
  11. Astanley

    Jok

    Ain't that the truth .
  12. I'm sure he's a very presentable young chap .
  13. Put him in the munch bunch maxie ,his pm said he wants to be a muncher
  14. And that Kenny is why you didn't get a Christmas card of ketchup ,in case you were wondering .
  15. Mate ,this is what the nonces have done to us ,we are so geared up to be aware of any thing untoward ,we sometimes see it where it isn't ,as a dad of daughters you are quite rightly on your guard ,but sometimes it's just not sinister .
  16. Ffs that went downhill quickly !..you can't be a lateral thinker nowadays and muse aloud about life's inconsequentials without being branded some kind of wrongun ,get a grip lads .
  17. I have seen some creepy looking kids where the answer would be a definite no ,but for the life of me I can't see anything sinister in that photo ,just two ordinary ever so slightly fed up kids ,there will be thousands of first day back at school pics on Facebook like this next week .
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