Best one I heard off an older gent in his mid 70's about 15 years ago in a pub in Edgware bout 15 years ago,
Man with his wife both condescending tossers were patronising the old fella thinking he was a bit dithery until he turned around.
"You don't see that everyday"
Er, what's that?
A woman with 2 kunts, one at the top of her legs another on her arm. Both fcuk all use to anyone.
He then walked to his table with leaving a whole load of us at the bar nearly choking on our pints laughing ourselves stupid. The couple didn't stay for long.