Did you have neighbours?
Someone down our road had a massive cockerel and no hens and the bugger crowed all day, one of the neighbours went fence hopping one night and removed his voice box ( and his head) with a golf club I think it was.
There's been a few grown in sunny sheltered spots on the moss by mine but they weren't the fancy strains you get now and probably would have done better indoors.
I once had a weird experience whilst absolutely wasted on e's and I was stood looking at myself cabbaged on a chair and thinking feck this shit and the shock seemed to wake me up back in my body. Was I tripping or had I popped my clogs? I'll never know but I know I was wrecked ?
If you look on the CSJ website it should have a list of stockists for you to find your local one, they might not have ferret food in stock but can order it in. I think they deliver off the website too.
It's 18 -20 quid a sack.