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  1. no. its a muntjac. CWD is different shape and more orangey yellow colour. longer legs, flatter back.
  2. i had some a few years ago, bring them up like ponies and they make a lovely pet as long as you get them quite young (anything less than 9 months is easy to break in, older animals more difficult). leave them half feral on the hill like sheep, and they remain wild ridiculous creatures http://www.llama-training.co.uk/
  3. i have 3 daughters, eldest only 6, so have a little while to dream up a plan. my mental scenario has me gutting a deer in the front garden as the boyfriend arrives, and as he approaches i stare him in the eyes and with a single THUNK!!! of the meat cleaver i sever the deers head, still staring at him without saying a word
  4. did you sleep with your sons ferret? take a lie detector!
  5. just bvecause there is no OBVIOUS explanation, doesnt mean its magic! just we havent worked out the answer yet my little girl used to think it was magic when i made a coin appear from her ear. she is 6 now, and doesnt fall for such nonsense
  6. i can see a slot on jeremy kyle coming up........what is the headline gonna be?
  7. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clash_of_the_Codes_(rugby)
  8. Didn't bat stem though from Wigan absolutely destroying everyone in a sevens tournament? Thinknthenunionngame was quite close as well if I remember right i seem to remeber it was because bath were beating everybody at union for years and wigan the same at league. wigan won by about 70 points i think, but only lost by about 50. i will have to google it now in case my memory is playing up
  9. something strange happens which has no OBVIOUS explanation. so it MUST be a ghost/spirit/ demon lol ffs ask your local african to shake his juju stick at it.
  10. do you remember a few years ago bath played two rugby matches against wigan, bath won easily at union and wigan won easily at league. absolutely pointless exercise as each will win easy at their own discipline
  11. you wasted viagra on her? i usually just tape a lolly stick on as a splint
  12. acually she did say something about a chipolata or was it a cocktail sausage
  13. there are a couple of lkiely lads who might be suspects, but they are gay. two years she has been giving them the eye and flirting outrageously but all she gets is "hello" so i am sure the lads are a couple.
  14. i run a scaffolding firm. just got back to the office to find my wife in a right state, panting like a whipped horse thigh length boots chucked across the office and muck everywhere, up the walls on the fecking ceiling. and wearing a fecking darth vader mask!!?? she kept mumbling " so small, never seen such a tiddler" when i asked her who did it she said "how can i tell in 5 seconds" any ideas how i can find out who has done this?
  15. this is becoming a thl classic. havent laughed so much since the off liner
  16. sensible price? sensible price would be a bucket.or a sack in the canal
  17. i am trying to find a spell to wake some thl members brains from the dead.
  18. beast

    Rspca

    i didnt think the rspca had the power to seize anything, they are not a government agency like the police or customs. it is my understanding that the rspca act under police authority, so the police must take at least some of he blame?
  19. like tomo said a cardboard box is great as a bed, just chuck the whole thing on the bonfire every week or so. i use the heavy paper sacks you get chicken feed in, just roll the top down a bit so they can get in and out properly and stuff with straw or shredded paper, hay is too dusty for myliking. again, can be burnt or binned weekly at no cost
  20. i have a couple of spare hobs here, one 4 years old has done a fair bit (although nothing this season), the other i picked up as a stray, tame enough but to be honest i havent had him out. you can have them for nothing if you want, they simply are not getting work they deserve. i am near luton
  21. Yep, most of what my mink kills is used for feeding the mink. We also eat some of the rabbit, squirrel, and muskrat meat ourselves. My lurcher is on an all meat diet as well, so she also ends up eating some of the muskrats and brown rats. Though the lurcher does eat a good amount of muskrat and brown rat meat, most of what she eats is road killed deer, rabbits, beavers, and unwanted roosters I get for free. great. keeping the videos coming, i have looked at most of your stuff on youtube now so need some new bits to watch
  22. i didnt find it hard to give up really, been over two years now, and i just quit cold turkey after smoking 20 a day for over 20 years but i could easily light a cigarette right this minute, i dont think the desire to smoke ever really goes, but the desperate need to smoke will definitely get better. stick at it, first few days are the hardest
  23. well i expect they will kill themselves if they get to a state where they cannot bear it any longer. as I asked before Francie, with respect, what would ypou have done if your brave mother had been asking you to help her end her suffering? wou;ld ypou have turned a deaf ear to her needs or helped a brave old lady to pass with dignity?
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