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iworkwhippets

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  1. Government are to give menopausal women flexible working hours eh,
  2. Well fcuk me you say, But no thank you Mell, I'd rather not
  3. A gasper is when us dip ya bollocks in cold water , ya gasp for breath
  4. Infatuated with him being a prince, he never loved her, I doubt he really feels or knows what love is, I've despised him ever since
  5. Yesterday afternoon on way to my local shop, old age pensioner I've got talking to recently , nice owd lad, very patrionic, he had a flag lying on the bonnet of his car, I helped him put it up on a lamp post near to his house, I've said all along, no good moaning on here getting nowhere, eh, innit , I'm still standing
  6. Eh, I'm going to end up topping missen if I use this forum much longer
  7. God knows what ye does with a dollop of burdock, the mind boggles, you'll be taking regular readings, [BANNED TEXT] of, get thissen dandy n beano FFS , nowt wrong wi my bowel n bladder movements
  8. Don't be so ungreatful, Miss. Marple on BBC
  9. No good calling a mod, look under the topic id required some bint bent over exposing her bum cheeks, Disgusting I say, should have been deleted Forum.rules, Whilst I'm here, how do you take a screen shot,
  10. Eh, ya can't go around putting home made union jack flags up anywhere as takes thi fancy gnasher mi owd cockney cocker, the foreign chaps over here boatloads of em wont like it, and it's just asking fer trouble, Now then, lads who's been reporting who then eh, f****n childish
  11. Put ya flags up, only taken down by the council
  12. Look on top of all the migrants arriving daily, we have put own silly billies to put up with, half of this forum have some peculiar foibles, Example, Franks daddy openly admitting he wanks himself silly , under id required, then we AV Mel b, soaks his balls in ice cold water, then we AV damp patch stoned out of his mind on Columbia running aground, on top.of that, diving into a bed of the nearest nettle bed fer a piss, eh. There's many more, that's just an example , am I right or am I wrong. There's only me fekin normal , one boat in one boat out, don't make me laff,
  13. Over 50, 000 boat crossings sin labour got in, so if they stop the boats like yesterday, it's far to late, there's more than enough of em now already here, we will be getting a letter through front door shortly, house a migrant eh, has begum arrived yet,
  14. Wouldn't go we a coloured wench, they're animals under the sheets,
  15. Do you honestly think folks in government, Sadiq kan, lammys, kemi badenoch, reform advance , give a donk, what folks think, eh, they are the ones lining there pockets whilst you lot sit on here doing a go nowhere moan, who voted em in, there's no one out there to sort out this countries mess, it's to late innit
  16. What a load of crack cocaine cuckoo land,
  17. By Eck does that look mouthwatering , few slices of thick crusty bread larraped in lurpak, and I'm ya man, I'm bloody starving
  18. No worries my on line friend,
  19. That's very decent of matey, and apology accepted , you enjoy your evening
  20. I've not long straighted the handlebars on my bicycle Young Daniel, I came off mine tuther day , there was this young wench walking on tuther side of the road, I couldn't help but look, skirt up.t kybers and I hit the kerb, I still.have feelings
  21. Fcuk me , on second thoughts don't bother,are you lot a bit tapped or summat, we've got Franks dad who openly admits, he wanks himself silly, damp.patch forever on the lookout fer a nettle bed to wallow in, and now this FFS, I'm near throwing up.here,
  22. Helloooo, blokes clearly enjoying his self, nowt wrong wi that
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