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  1. I fully understand matey I really do, I did summat similar with my daughter when she was in her early teens your post brought back happy memories for me, and I'm years to come, happy memories for you also, my daughter has just turned 60,, how time flies , all the best to you both
  2. I can't stop looking at this topic of yours matey, beautiful is the word, father n daughter relationship, nice one, one lucky young lady, and one cracking father, thank you for sharing
  3. now then universal credit, doctors to get a pay rise, teachers to get a pay rise, wheres the money coming from, i will tell the weer its coming from. the government are to abolish the cold weather payment, im fillin up here i wont make it through winter
  4. now afore i begin, id just like you chaps to no, whilst cooking mi brekkers i nearly passed out from the heat,, now then, here you go again, surmising this surmising that, what is happening in our , sorry there beloved country, is the forthecoming future, its not just these foreigners causing mayhem. theres also out own english nutters, it would take millions of us to sort this country out, its never gonna happen, innit, now i could go on, but i need the shop afore it gets to hot, i need mi werthers, and owd agnes need her steradent, , and whilst im here, dunna forget check on the old folk
  5. On the elderly folks, it's gonna be a stonker today, I'm sure you will find time
  6. he will be we is own sort shortly, mental issues will be addressed, 3 or 4 meals a day, games room, any more medical issues will be looked into, bit of conjugaling , i dunna get the above
  7. he will do a few years in the nick we his mates, and be treated like a hero, martyr, he will still be a young man when hes released into his country, ENGLANDISTAN
  8. Ey Ey wack our kid, wots going on, I'm behind the nets, like I was at the London marches
  9. What's going on FFS with this world, a lady walking her dog gets murdered and.now this, and this fekin cat just walked in as though this is its home , and it's ready pounce , I'm doing a sardines salad, the bugger must have smelt em
  10. live the life you want, well said that man, ive tried to do just that most of my life, and still do, at this very moment im watching the midwife, i knows how to rck n roll i do
  11. yes thats one thing no one can accuse me of, slagging, ridiculing folks on here, its naughty, treat folk wi respect is [BANNED TEXT] i say, right im off out catch u later ya shower of shit, ,,, noooooooo i didnt mean that
  12. No hat trick fer Adam peaty then
  13. im buggered if i no, i bet the administrator , is laughing his socks off and gone through some underwear reading some of the topics on here, im gonna join facebook or summat, or mummiesnet, lol
  14. come on now gnippers my owd fruit bat, theres just the one big cat that i no of, and the buggers sat at my front door this very min, miawing, but as soon as i open the door it hisses n spits
  15. Helloooooooo, simone biles eh, i think this is her 3rd olympics, just watched her, still got it , by eck hasnt she just
  16. Look, 45 pages of utter rubbish, now I will say this once only, cos I'm getting very angry at some of the supposedly sightings, blurred sightings at that, there are no big cats out there , now stop being silly or you will feel the wrath of my tongue
  17. I feel a tad shamed of missen not being there, I'm but an hrs drive from London, my excuse , I've no transport now poor excuse innit , well done lads
  18. I've mentioned this before, but theres big bugger walks into my home as though it owns the place, I darent refuse it entry it snarls at me if I even give.the bugger eye contact, it wunna budge until I feed it, then it sits grooming fer a while, back leg in the air, licking it's doofers, one day it will av me, I need help I do
  19. Moan moan, and some more, look when chaps reach my age, you will mount out as.comes along, as fer me, I'm. Happy we a mug of Horlicks
  20. noooo, youve read me wrong, its the horse that reminded me , lol
  21. Hey up matey, i was watching a john wayne film yesterday, there was this actor , i , couldnt think of his name, youve just reminded me, it was Gabby hayes, i thank you
  22. Good morning mentlegen, and what a lovely morning it is to, put offs eh, well there must be summat wrong wi me, I would be more than happy, to assist Diane Abbott to put her shoes on the right feet
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