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Now then chaps cop fer this, sometimes my daughter takes me shopping at aldis retail park in stane, talking of bastardiser there's this object stood posing outside wi thick red lipstick plastered all over it's gob, nylon stockings up.t tatas, kinky boots, I can't help but stare, and he she it ogles me, I feel violated, puts me off mi.finny haddock it does
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sorry for the late reply my friend, but unlike most on here who have partners spouses, mugs. to do there daily chores , whilst tuther half sit on forums talking rubbish, i have to do it all missen, as greyman, im buggered if know the answer, takes all sorts eh, now then while im here, ive just done my laundry, and in undecided what colour cecks to wear, i shall be back later , but at the moment, im watching an episode of topcat
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now look dildo it isnt, it wasnt PEEWIT, it was PEWIT, oh deary deary me, im going to start blocking foilks on here if ya dont buck yer ideas up, innit
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Tha what, do you lot realise im an elderly gentleman , and you are corrupting me wi all this debauchery talk
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Hey up, well I woke up about 2ish, go the loo and I was hungry, I couldn't stop thinking of the above, sooo, no jam doughnuts, but a nice fresh balm cake, out come the lurpak , spreadied thickly , then home made strawberry jam bought from.a garden centre, nice n tarty, larraped that on, then sardines in a rich Tommy sauce, that's it, and boy did i just enjoy it, now these days, i do what my body tells me, and it's telling me, do thissen another, so im just about to do just that
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look heres an offer not to be missed, if you wanna hear some decent foot tapping dip thi bread music, come see me, washboard , paper n comb, i will even get mi dolly tub out
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eh, im odd bung it over to me
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im nearly passing out with hunger looking at your grub, Arry my son, does thow fancy a lodger, if not, what about our Stavross, im no trouble,, lol
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Keep on posting my good man, I'm enjoying your posts
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Getting on fer 73 thousand members and not a soul on line,,, I've just got in having been playing cards we a few folks, I'm glad to say I won a tenner , I'm just about to have a bacon sarnie then get my head down. ,ta ta fer now chaps
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Do you honestly think he gives a monkies what anyone thinks, eh, hes made prime minister, hes set up fer life, if hes kicked out tomorrow, he will get thousands what we his pension, and perks, liz truss in fer just weeks, thousands upon thousands wi perks, good luck to em i say, the bigger the hypocrite, eh
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Shall you breast feed the little bugger,, the world has gone completely mad, I remember the days, you had an ingrowing toenail, there was an ambulance knocking on your , door, now it's make your own way there, ambulances all busy, same we a dentist, ring em up, toothache out it comes, same day, I'm.suffering with a toothache at the moment, it's been nagging me fer ages, can I get a dentist, not in my area i can't, so each day i set myself a time, lie down and loosen the bugger wi pliers , I'm getting there , broken Britain [BANNED TEXT] a fekin state it's in, and karmer saying things are o
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dont all rush at once we answer, eh, ya miserable gits, ive googled it MAROON 5 , im just about to cut the rug
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Rolling stones, queen, pet shop boys, that's what ya call music, by the way mentlegen, who sang ,, moves like jagger
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To right pal, I make better music on the back of my hand Sunday morning in the bath
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Gallagher's, pair of arrogant buggers, load of shite music, gimme George Formby on his little uke anyday. Chinese laundry blues, dunna waste ya money lads, f**k look at the time, im locked out
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Tha what, so you openly admit producing rubber dolls fekin pervert
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lets not wish them a safe return to there families eh, its i wonder what they will be getting up to with days to live, ya sick prat
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That's what I like, a comedian,so how do you propose to do that then, sat on a dog forum most of the day, eh, then behind ya nets like most Brits, there's your answer British, it's what we do,.hoping things will go away, it's to late Len my son, much to late, it's the future generation I feel sorry for, hang out heads in shame I say
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i say chaps, a known terrorist could be walking our streets, what shall we do, we cant be sitting on his shoulders 24 7, we let em in
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hes walking about, what can the authorities do, im on yellow card day release, im walking about, what can the authorities do
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Now then, ive just been out my front door and theres this spider clinging to the wall, now im a slightly built chap, and bit of a wimp, but that spider is huge, its practically got a bigger back on it than me, i prodded it we a stick, but it reared up as if to pounce what action should i take
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Officials at downing street are pondering how to announce Larry's death when the time comes, now theres a good topic for you to ponder on, as fer me, I'm pondering wether to have bacon, or sausages fer breakfast, I've pondered I will have both. Ta ta fer now peeps
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Beetles my son
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Hello there rubber doll manufacturer may I remind you, that this topic is about peeps being stabbed, please respect the topic, now then greb , pleb , who cares who he is, he is Kwite ritely pointing out using the queen's inglish , the administrator has given you chaps, somewhere to hare your views please turn on your speling i thank u
