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iworkwhippets

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  1. Eh, aren't you aware that one night when Damp patch was high on weed, he woke one morning on board his his re furbished tug boat, in Elsie's back yard having run aground losing all his teeth , he isn't even safe on dry gound, nettle hunting
  2. All you are doing is posting on here which goes nowhere, wasting bandwidth , contact in writing to the royal palace
  3. Sunshine here wi temperatures to match, so got all my washing done and pegged out, eh, can't beat it, daffs in bloom, blue tits in n out my nesting box, good to be alive, n still standing, I'm just in my shorts sun on my octo genarium body, I'm built like Ted lune
  4. Group of us doing a five mile walk at ,10, am starting from Colchester , eh, so I'm just about do missen a full monty
  5. I've bin in touch wi Max, and put mi name down for one of the black ones take ya pic he says, he knows I will give it sum.humpy, cost to.me fek.all.he doesn't want any of his pups with owners sitting on here all day, eh I'm still.standin.
  6. Eh, everybody is a pervert according to thee , I'm just glad I've turned out into a decent chap, me thinks you've bin sniftering fox crap , Right , I can't stop I'm in the throws of washing my underwear, ta ta fer now
  7. Eh, neh mind bangers, it's his choice like the rest of us if we log on or not,, apart from that, good pics of your outings, some good strong foxes there
  8. Oh I say old chap, that's no way to talk to a member, . I wouldn't put up with that kind of talk, Ang on though , I do eh , I luv this forum I do
  9. Hellooooo ladies, this topic white death, more like white shite, , a load of rubbish, it's a good job there is at least one sensible poster, on this forum, and drug free, ME, eh
  10. I've quoted this before, day after day, week after week, month after month, year after year , you folks come on here with ya grevancies, going nowhere, but here, eh, no wonder this country is fecked, take France fer instance, there government only have to break wind, and folks are out on the streets protesting, as fer us, behind ya nets or on forums moaning , as fer me, I'm gonna get the frying pans out, ta ta
  11. Put your vote where you think it counts,.Folks have been doing that fer yonks, and look where it's got us, a land full of filth, raping young girls, shoplifters, murderers , it's far to late for Britain, get ya head out the clouds, and that's me done on the subject now, truth hurts doesn't it
  12. So what are you doing to restore Britain eh, shall I tell ya, sitting on.ya backside on a dog forum, like the rest of ya, hoping things get better, living in a dream world, , For the last time, Britain is fecked
  13. Another fekin comedian, restore Britain my arris, How many times have.i said, Its to late, we have become a nation of sign ons, they shouldn't av let em.in in the first place, the foreigners will do any restoring
  14. Oh deary deary fekin me, Dew claws on a working dog, I give up on this forum I do , and the thing looks like it's been reared on a shivering tit
  15. Eh, don't tell me, next door neighbour kicked ya teeth out,
  16. Roll ya fekin sleeves up, you iidle bilge rat, ffs
  17. Greyman, Damp patch can't face life with out weed,
  18. Canal boat series on TV, good program, he gets about some, there is no way our damp patch could navigate those canals, with out running around, oops he did eh, it's the weed as does it, innit
  19. Hey up,. I bet folks outside owd blighty think we are a nation of pedophiles, and the wouldn't be far wrong, we have on the hunting life, one chap openly admits he wanks himself silly, and then wonders why his wife fecked off, then another member dips his scrote in cold water, eh I could go on , puts mandelson to shame, I'm just glad I've turned out in life a decent respectable chap ,ta ta fer now
  20. Now then chaps, with me being an elderly gentleman, I need to keep missen supple, so first thing every morning, I get stuck in, then when I've gone through a strenuous regime, I get missen out of bed , and get the frying pans out, eh, no dementia here
  21. My home town I'm ashamed to say, riddled we Pakistanis, Indians, and asylum seekers , I'm glad I'm out of it,
  22. Was the old lady dead , tittyblaster
  23. Had a ride up to my local carvery fer my lunch , I was starving couldn't be bothered cooking out, dear god above I dunno were I put it all,, I had to get a taxi back, I'm dossing down at the mo, I can hardly shift my frame
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