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iworkwhippets

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  1. Lol, answer. None cos I don't wear any
  2. Now then chaps , how many Sharon's does it take to change my underwear
  3. Lol, online somewhere her name was Sharon
  4. Now look, for the sakes of your mental well being, I really must protest, read my lips, this topic has been going on long enough, week after week, month after month, ang on, it's getting on fer two years, not even signs of a turd, there's no big cats on the loose out there, now stop it,,,, it's driving me round the bend so it is, I'm seriously thinking, of getting in touch we the euthanasia board to bring my name forward, eh.
  5. Eh who, I'm still standing, out come the frying pans, , get on we it
  6. Absolutely beautiful photos matey, nice to waken up to, and thank you for sharing them,
  7. There's this foreign lady passes past my house every morning taking her children to school, never speeks but I always say good morning to her, cos I'm.a gentleman, , and she nods her head in.response, she wears half face covering, but her eyes cut reet through me and stirs parts of my body I haven't seen fer yonks , hello
  8. Eh, well you certainly won't be of any help when it all kicks off will ya , god help.you.when ya reach my age, god help.us , hey up more boats arriving
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    Load of bollocks,look.half of Britain are claiming benefits ,cos they are sick, or supposed to.be, the rest are geriatrics, claiming more benefits, the day has come when you need to face reality , are you prepared to kick off, get thissen killed, leaving wife n.kids we out a dad, i don't think.so, any signs of a kick.off, and there will be no.hesitation.but to call out the army, best thing you can do is vent your moans on.here or behind closed doors Britain is a sick country, mental.health depression , folks on drugs cos they can't face life we put em,
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    Says him that hides in cupboards under the stairs
  11. Well all the best fer your dear mum, i wonder how much we have donated to Myanmar eh, whilst owd Agnes from number 10,wasn't entitled to the winter payment.
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    We will.be slaughtered , if we aren't the minority in this country we soon will be, are you ready lop someone's head off, there's boatloads coming over daily , we are being invaded
  13. Do you really think he gives a monkies what you or anyone thinks ,eh he's he's worth millions pal., we a bloody good income m benefits ,
  14. The world has gone utterly bonkers, but i will tell you this, it won't take me with it, all this debauchery, there's no need for it, anyone who as an inclination to.debauch, any amount of a varied mixture of rubber dolls can be purchased from STOOL SAMPLE, tried n.tested by himself
  15. STOOL SAMPLE, doesn't tell lies
  16. I was enjoying a bowl of lobby till i saw that, looks more like his STOOL SAMPLE to me
  17. Rubber dolls in abundance, , used, inflated, deflated, buxom , slim, black , white, all come we free stirrup pump, see STOOL SAMPLE fer details.
  18. Beautiful girls, they are all.here pal, it's cracking the flags here in Essex, so I'm sat outside, knotted handky ankle socks, n shorts, eh, there's not one of em.passes me.by i wouldn't tip my credit card up to , now piss off I'm.watching crystal.palace thrash Fulham
  19. Lol, how's about a threesome, I've not long had breakfast, but that lots got my tongue hanging out, I'm.putting chip pan on
  20. Just watched the news ,that earthquake, buildings collapsing on folks, is there anything going right with.the world or what,, it's all gloom n doom, wheres the happiness gone in folks lives, wars, we a threat of word war 3 possible, rapes, beheadings, stabbings , shootings, it just seems the norm now, and what's happening to OUR, green n pleasant land, eh, you want to see a doctor, well good luck to you on that,,,you need an ambulance, only to be told, 13 hrs wait,can you make your own way, that actually happened to me, you have toothache, tough pull your own out, which i have done, benefit
  21. I will remember that matey, thank you
  22. Benson's for beds, 50 per cent off all beds in sale
  23. I'd rather not bangers, but sure there are others on here that will oblige,
  24. Couldn't give a monkies what anyone calls me pal, water off a ducks back, we went to frinton, a quiet place suits me, i had a good dip in the briny, effluence as well, bitterly cold, then we had a ride at my request , a trip to jaywick, i practically loved there back in 1982, fcuk me, i thowt blackpool was a dump, never the less i.enjoyed missen,
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