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iworkwhippets

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  1. Well I'm doing an extra sausage [BANNED TEXT] my breakfast ?. Keep well lads
  2. Ang about mate I'm just getting my bank details out for you then I will pm you them straight away I was gonna put my details up on the forum. But Im not as stupid as I. Seem. Thanks pesky
  3. Im a pensioner rich and I'm struggling on my poxy weekly pension I have to ask neighbours if they've out to eat I'm rummaging through Edna's bin as I type my clothes are shemrent and hanging off my back so if anyone on here reading this and wanna send a donation eh ? I won't say no
  4. for the life of me i just cant picture a granny vaping
  5. All the best with the none smoking mate and all the best for your mum, i havent had a smoke sin 2019 i was seriously thinking of doing away with the sugar n chocolate but thats as far as ive got bit late now at my age
  6. ya know there must be summat wrong wi me i havent got any bloody vices
  7. fair enough mate its your lives
  8. you must have lost your sense of smell mate, i say it stinks
  9. No disrespect to you matey and all the best for your gran but smoking and vaping is no good for anyone it's shite and it stinks and on top of that money best spent elsewhere
  10. Your killing yourselves lads if not for your sake do it for family afore it's to late fags n vaping is shite there's an owd chap near near me vapes fuk me when he exhales you can't see the old bugger fer smoke or whatever it is I was spending best part of, £ 60 a week on fags back in 2019 until my stroke I haven't touched one sin
  11. Well I've just gotten my head down after feeding my foxy friends it made me hungry watching the buggers scoff my pieces of chicken so I came in and did missen a toad in the hole and boy did I enjoy it so I'm now in my bed it's an electric one and it'd vicious press a button and it nearly chucks me through the fekin window I just can't get comfy and I'm knackered I'm practically upright at the moment but fek it I'm going sleep
  12. Thanks Ken and all terrain for your like I just had to post that on here daughter taking me out for lunch but with what's going on in the world at the moment I grab with both hands any happiness that comes my way I'm. Barely awoke at the mo but boy aren't I a lucky one
  13. I got up around 7 ish this morning and I can't ever remember sitting down that's how I like it kept busy doesn't allow my brain to sink back into the past so I goty head down on the settee about 9 30 this evening as soon as my head it the cushion that was me dead to the world then around 11 ish I woke up cosy 6 foot frame was bent double and boy did I ache off I noticed my WhatsApp flashing on my mobile it was my daughter kim she's taking me out for lunch tomorrow. Little does she know that message was like sticking a million quid in my hand I love her to bits the things she has done for me
  14. Nope I'm feeling fine at the moment in fact I've not felt this well in a while touch wood perhaps it may be calm before the storm who knows what lies ahead eh I've just gotten in from feeding my foxy mates I got my head down about midnight a couple of hrs does me so now I'm just doing missen a bacon n egg sarnie get well soon matey
  15. I've told you chaps before extra particles come as standard eh
  16. Will you just behave extra particles indeed I enjoy a kebab ?
  17. Phoebe's set of false teeth she's lost em I'm on my hands n knees searching for the buggers
  18. Poor mp been knifed to death and here you are talking about jacking off eh ? cum again
  19. I'd like to know how you know hes got crusty y fronts on
  20. You aren't pathetic one little bit mate but a simple human being and its what life does to us have you a partner or close friend you can talk to try keep yourself busy mate if you can pour your heart out on here if it helps but please for yourself and the sake of others around you get some help mate the world we live in today is enough to drive anyone round the Bend atb mate
  21. There's a member on here Ken called tyla if he's any use ?
  22. ? I am aware matey lm sure I've read somewhere that didlos wife is a carer or summat surely she could suck the poison out for him ?
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