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iworkwhippets

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  1. Hey up Cunter, isn't it time for your afternoon nap wi mummy
  2. There isn't one person , on this forum that's even entered my head to block, that day ever comes, I'll plat cacky
  3. Absolutely outrageous, mbe,s fer chucking.s fekin dart , n kicking a football, I.deserve a knighthood for coming on here putting up wi you lot, by the way whilst I'm around, that remark.from damp.patch, putting a pillowcase around my head and chucking me in a canal, , reminds me, I need new pillowcases . Thank you
  4. Hellooooo, that's one of the reasons I log on, I can spot folks having problems, I try to help, I have been certified ,,
  5. It's not often I use a carvery, only when I'm to bone idle to cook fer missen, when asked if I'd like a giant Yorkshire pud, I say id like two please on top of one another, he looks confused, but leaves room on my plate fer whatever,
  6. Hey up it's that silly little man from Blighty, we a Blight on Spain,, Nope mummy didn't forget ya birthday, she was very upset at the DRUG raged text you sent her on the night you got a good thumping when someone tried to steal thine watch , Helloooo
  7. Forgot to add silly me, Toby carvery is were I ended up
  8. Got missen out on my bike, down country lanes, no one about, beautiful, of I never step through my door again I will never forget this afternoon, must be an age thing, but I'd forgotten just what was out there,
  9. Is she dead yet or what ,
  10. Helloooo can ya hear me mother
  11. Last night I made missen comfy on my old faithful settee, to watch botofogo, and AC Milan, eh, best bit of footy I've seen in a long time, anyhow, I dropped off, i woke up at just turned 2am , I'd once again rolled deep into the very depths of owd faithful, I just couldn't get missen out, next time I looked at my watch ,just turned six, it took me nearly 20i mins get on my feet , I'm worn out I tell ya, but,, I'm still standing
  12. Not even a turd to disect
  13. Look, unlike me cunter, , Damp patch is clearly a bit tapped , he's never bin reet up top sin he shaved his bonce, he's no more seen a panther, than I've seen my bell end in last couple of years , diving into a bed of nettles fer a piss, come on eh
  14. Correct, I thought there was only me thinking along those lines, let em come along wi the rest, Homes and benefits awaiting
  15. Go and have a wank then, you train wrecked pleb, , ha ha ha ha
  16. I've blocked a few on here , you effin saddo , there's nobody gets more stick on here , blocking folks never entered my head, I bet like the rest of you silly buggers are still sucking on mummies tit I've more spunk in my one remaining bollocks, than you have in your entire body
  17. FFS grow up, how can I block someone, if you can't handle comments comments , fek off , I've f****n read it all now
  18. Hes still on the throne and bedding ludmila
  19. Every morning as far back as I can remember, at precisely 6 44 , constant bowel movements, and thats me me done till following day, that's cos I'm normal , solid ones may i add , Helloooo
  20. Picture this, MelB, soaks his doofers in ice cold water
  21. Same as Wilf, it's absolutely baking here , but I love it, sun belting through my windows early morning, breakfast out in the garden in just my shorts, cheers me right up
  22. It's all gloom n doom , Israel, gazza, Iran bombs going off all over fekin place , Russia Ukraine , boatloads of foreigners arriving daily, rapes, brize Norton gets a paint job, no bangers snorting cage bird droppings , damp.patch obsessed wi.nettles I could go on n on, but I'm.depressing missen , so my question is, in light of this assisted, kicking the bucket business, should I top.missen now, or wait till.my pension goes in at midnight tonight ,meanwhile, I will make missen a mug of bangers . Thank you
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