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iworkwhippets

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  1. Hellooo there all ye masturbators, absolute filth, I'm an OAP and get accosted quite often, disgusting I say, even last night I was flicking through the channels on TV, I clicked on ,674, by error, what did I see naked ladies eh, I wouldn't mind but some of em AV been around effin yonks
  2. Load of shite, I make better noises in my sleep , I'm still standing, get a life FFS todays news, tomorrow my fish n chips wrapper , n sloppits , innit 🥷🥷🥷
  3. George Formby on his uke, Grandads flannelette nightshirt , eh
  4. Eh, not this lad, sea fishing come weekend, Im still standin,
  5. Piss off you silly little man, ha ha ha ha , .. IM. BACK alrightyyyyy then
  6. Are you on crack, cos I'm cracking up.here
  7. It simply means, it's the ending of our green n pleasant lands,as you and I once new , innit
  8. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, there you go , more ha ha,s than whatawanker, if that post is fer real, I'll borrow bosuns shotgun n end it all, get back in ya cupboard you silly man
  9. And they even get a nice paint job
  10. Look I'm not only beginning to sound like a fekin parrot, I'm beginning to look like on, how many more times av I got to repeat FACTS, owd blighty is no longer, eh, yes, if summat isn't done FFS, , nowt will be done wi you lot moaning on here, I'm.off to France on Monday, a few of us going, those migrants will no I'm there , one in one out, lol now I neither have the time nor the inclination, sit on here all day , so be told , accept the inevitable
  11. Fcuk me Daniel, I pass a better substance than that most mornings your body though eh
  12. Early this morning on good behaviour, so my trip.to.france next Monday is to.go.ahead, I've paid a one way ticket, as I shall be returning on a small boat along wi.migrants , one in, one out , eh, no alzeimers here
  13. Two wives I've lost, I believe you've not long lost ya brother,have a butchers in ya mirror, would he be proud of what you've become, you say your mum is a disabled lady with dementia, yet you seem fit to ring her up late at night to tell her your on crack cocaine, you've had a go.at me on other occasions, so fcuk off, I couldn't care less
  14. Correction, mummy didn't forget at all, she was disgusted, at his phone call to her about the drugs he was on, the night of the watch incident, totally disgusting
  15. Good job everyone doesn't block him though eh damp patch, let's face it, or this forum would be I a sorry state, brains as well as a sense of humour , grow up you silly little man, how come our miter isn't on board, now he is one chap.o can't get mi head round
  16. And watch ya watch, you don't wanna get a good thumping like mushers , eh
  17. Helllloooooo, is there anybody there,
  18. I'm.going to get my hair off I am, look, I've a mug of Horlicks in one hand, in tuther I have a mcvitties dunker, so.i will leave it to your imagination how I'm typing this, there's no fekin big cats on the prowl, hello ok , well alrightyy then
  19. Yes I've still not got over his remark about putting a pillow case I've my head and dumping me in the nearest sewage infested river, eh, never in my posts have I bin rude to fellow members , I think dampers needs his botty smacked, eh, there's a few botty bashers on here would do that for him,
  20. Look, whilst most of you sit on forums spouting bilge, I've bin here theer and everyweer, tak it from me, there's no big fekin cats on the prowl, and you certainly won't find any sailing up n down the river running aground, I've just spent 6 days prowling on my hands n.knees in places on Bodmin moor, nowt doing not even a STOOL, whilst I'm about, I'm.off to France in a couple of weeks, is it safe to drink there water eh,
  21. Carry on ladies, but look, is this lot going to carry on until this evening or [BANNED TEXT], I'm.thinking of going paki shop.fer some popcorn, but I've thowt again, I've no teeth , eh, anyone got a spare pillowcase,
  22. All this hatred and downright nastiness, I've a jolly good mind chuck missen in river, I'm just looking fer a pillowcase
  23. Now look, about damp patch, he wished me in the turd infested canal we a pillow over me head . not a very nice chap
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