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    Few of the residents here got copt out with their licence, having none, in the handbook n rules it says we are covered for a tv licence, but that just means the tv in the lounge n games room. so most of em are panicking now , not covered for your flat
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    Eh, how much £2.80 , i got £2.10 , im slowly giving up the will to carry on in this life, im sincerely thinking of going to poundland in the morning fer some rope, thats after my breakfast of course
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    Lovely sunny day , so took a chair outside did a bit of sunbathing, most of us call the darkies for one reason or another, and yet we sit in the blazing sun, hoping fer a nice tan im coming back as a darkie in the next life, cos us honkies will be the odd race out , ive only got 15 strands of bobby charlton hair style, and ive burnt my pate
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    bloody norah, id start work this very minute fer a tenner an hour, my weekly wage when i left school / was about £14, per week, with overtime
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    Before i moved here from Staffordshire, monkey dust was the problem , blokes in the city centre, bent double and not moving, rigid, pants half mast, one bloke rigid at quarter to nine position, eh, what a state get into, and now we have monkey pox on the increase t boot, i cant take much more of this sick world, reet lads, im off to nearest food bank, ta ta
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    Eh, i remember only to well that van we a metal coat hanger on top,, look lads bugger the tv licence of, if youve got that kind of money to spare, bung it off to Nigeria, i get regular emails from them asking fer a donation, i think its to help that poor lass we a hole in her bucket on top of her bonce, build there village a little closer to the watering hole or summat, his name is ebola or summat like that, im forever donating, im near skint
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    they just wont give up, well with me they havent, they asked me several questions by letter, how olld am i, so i told rm, they in reply said age doesnt matter, am i on a certain pension credit they asked, yes i replied, which does qualify me for a free tv licence, but yet im still being mithered, so i just cut there letters into bum sizes pieces , saves on bog rolls
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    Still getting threatening letters from the buggers, and telling me they have plans to visit me, well let em come i say, they will rue the day, im still on a yellow day release card, and im not all there up top
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    Nice are those matey, id have any one of em, good luck in finding them decent homes
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    Anybody that puts that shite, and other stuff into there rops, needs to take a good hard look at themselves, an expense you could well do without, its a weakness in my eyes, cant get through life without it, fcuk that off
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    Havent i said in recent posts, The bigger hypocrite, you are in life,the better you will succeed. now im at a barbeque as i type this, god knows whats in my chops, but its dam tasty, i say its dam tasty
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    Good sensible post mate, bang on, nowt but gloom n doom in front of us
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    was in greggs at lunchtime, four steak slices , i walloped the buggers
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    Extra time, England 2 Spain 1 cracking match, ait half gerrin stuck. In, I've got curry all. Over. Me
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    Hello, I'm. Watching women's football, Spain v England, gretchen from. Number. Four, has just brought me a home made curry down, I told her, I like em. Hot as in spicy. Hot, well. Bugger me. It is a hot one, God help. Me in the morning
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    Give the Job to borises father, Stanley Johnson, eh, another fine mess,
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    It certainly is Pete
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    Nice one matey, give yourself a pat on the back
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    thanks for that mate, owts worth a try, never thowt i woud struggle i got through yesterday no probs, but its gotten hold of me, i happen to have some lemons in so i will give that drink ago, thank you
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    what fekin draft francie, the only draft here is me flatulating
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    to right matey, its gotten to me today, my left ankle has swollen way out of proportion, just had a cool shower, waste of time, i just cant escape the heat n humidity, good luck for your parents, and ya nan
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    Just been down my local shop before it gets to hot, its only around the corner, run by banglas, good set of lads, we a humour to match, what you doing out mate he says to me in this heat, if u want anything give us a bell ? we will gladly deliver without charge. Decent of em eh
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    olukemi olufunto badenoch , gets my vote, fits in nicely with changing face of once was great britain
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    Sweden mate, good luck with your ferrets
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    500 grams lurpak butter in aldi £4 ,
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