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  1. iworkwhippets
    wish i could say the same, i collapsed in a heap in front of mildred from number 12, she gave me the kiss of life bless her , im ok now, but shes left me with her false teeth
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    after reading some of the topics on this forum, tells me me ive lead a very sheltered life, ive even ended up in sheltered accomodation, lol
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    how on earth he managed that position god only knows, and whats with the broken guinness bottle and cos lettuce, weers that gonna go
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    im taking advantage of it, nowt that a knotted handkerchief, pair of ankle socks, n sandals fer me today
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    fanny everywhere. will i come n pick me up daniel, i will pay ya petrol
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    mr greyman sir, what on earth is tempatureis, , please tak note, all my topics are entered correctly, propa spelling, and abreviation marks entered in the correct plase lol
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    Had a knock on my door this morning, from the chap whos in charge of this complex, lets not forget the the old and vulnerable keith, ang on lee i says im 78 eh
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    corn on the cob, i love em. i like mine dropped in boiling water fer a few mins, then lashings of lurpack drizzled on em, eh,
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    I dunno why i look as this cooking topic, its driving me mental, but doesnt that look damn good our Arry, on a hot day like today. ive just put a bread n butter pudding in the oven from aldi, i think kens toad would turn its nose up at it
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    Sorry to be reading that mate, i truly am, im sure you will do the right thing by her
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    Giving Henry hoovers a full service
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    I live in sheltered housing accomodation, twice a week, a team of cleaners come in and hoover the main entrance, hallways, n stairs, i showed em the clip of kens, i had to pick one of the cleaners up off the floor in hysterics, he uses a henry
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    what, the one that mounted our enry
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    looks like didos arse to me
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    Just got in from feeding the buggers, I'm sure they sit waiting for for me, three of em on the prowl, all in good nick to, normally they stay put until I come indoors. But just now, after realising I'd nowt left, they buggered of, with a backward glance hoping I suppose, I'd still got summat left, the greedy buggers, I'm hungry missen now, so I will get the bacon out
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    its a long time sin i laughed as much, i never expected that , cheers ken
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    fookin hell ken, ya barmy git, im on the floor in stitches here,
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    its cooled down a little weather wise, so i thowt id get the hoover out and get stuck in , i just cant bring missen to do it now,
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    thanks for that Moocher, i will look into it
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    Eh, I went for it at the gym this afternoon, place was heaving with young fit bodies , I got really disheartened, definitely out of place, came out called in mcdonalds went home n chucked missen at the wall
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    Thanks for that sandy, every little helps, exercise number six, I've been working on that one, getting up off a chair without using your hands, I've cracked it, thank you
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    ive dropped many a bollock in my life time Ken my son, but yes twixt my thighs , i just have the 1, but i can whistle from every orrifice now
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    send him back where, hes more rights and better thought of than us white honkies , englands full of the buggers, you go into hospital, in the middle of the night, a nurse comes to take ya blood pressure or summat, you cant see her, only the whites of her eyes, ive just been chippy. a coloured gentleman served me, my gp, hes from god knows weer, theres no escape
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    The only roids i deal with are hemorroids , as fer testacles, i just have the 1
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    Hey up , now then since my stroke ive been having balance problems, no big deal to how i could have ended up after a stroke,ive had a physiotherapist, come visisit me help with my balance, but im coping we it, ive no choice, apart from that i feel, well so at the advice of my physio, shes advised i join a gymn, and ive done just that, so this afternoon, i shall be pumping iron, eh. ive nowt to lose, ive got plenty time on my hands, the days have gone were i kept myself fit out in the fields with my mate nell n ferrets walking miles
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