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Caprelous

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  1. My Mrs is always moaning about me keep coming first she said to me the other day it would be really nice if someday you would come second. You cant win can you
  2. Take no notice of these piss takers on here mate. I am running a scheme where lads who want to get into stalking if they give their time in helping out with our habitat program both my partner and i will take lads out. ( Not in south Yorkshire though but you may be interested) At the moment though we are full up with takers but as the scheme progresses spaces do become available. Further details of the scheme can be found on my forum.website at www.deerstalking-uk.com or just click on the reticule/cross hairs on my logo and it will take you there. Look for Beuchan project under
  3. Now you sound like someone who knows what there talking about on cycling mate so can you explain to me by what you mean by "Four men is never enough over that distance"?? Surely Cavendish knows how fast he complete that course, when he has to push it and so forth. Isn't it just similar to a Marathon runner? ..... Now you sound like someone who knows what there talking about on cycling mate so can you explain to me by what you mean by "Four men is never enough over that distance"?? Surely Cavendish knows how fast he complete that course, when he has to push it and so forth. Isn't it just
  4. I know he was in there somewhere did team GB in the race think they were out for a casual jaunt around. I watched it all and it was painful all the crap that its all a strategy , looks like the other buggers were aware of it as well and there plan was better than ours , theirs was lets get over the line first.
  5. What tickles me is all this hype in the media that Mark Cavendish had more or less all he had to do was mount the podium. team G.B didnt do him any good whatesover regulating the pace of the big race his efforts where all in vain. All the other participants just laughed at the teams tacticts and waved as they passed them bye.
  6. Brilliant account and write up Martin and those Binos i reckon they will be no good too you after them taking a bashing i will take them of your hands though for £50 if you want to get shut. Cheers Stu
  7. Caprelous

    Shed

    Did you use a trombone to plumb the sides and door casing Just joking it looks real neet as built in neet
  8. Entitled BALD and BARELY LEGAL grabbed myself a few cans and sat down on the sofa feeling all horny, stuck the disc in the machine and to my disappointment it was a training DVD issued by the Dept of Transport on tyre depths.
  9. 1. Bushwear Cat 2. Place a Notice in a prominent position stating Thieves will be put before the Proctor Fiscal ( Preferably Hamilton they have a success rate of getting them returned.) 3. Dont position any in the Glasgow area they tend to acquire legs and walk of on their own. (well maybe not) Cheers Stu
  10. No not preparing food for the table. It provides a standard that a trained hunter examines a carcass and declares its fit to be interred into the food chain at a game dealing /handling establishment. Its then examined further by local government meat inspectors before it reaches its final outlet and destination. so do you have to do both courses to sell what ever you have spare to the gamedealer? No not preparing food for the table. It provides a standard that a trained hunter examines a carcass and declares its fit to be interred into the food chain at a game dealing /
  11. No not preparing food for the table. It provides a standard that a trained hunter examines a carcass and declares its fit to be interred into the food chain at a game dealing /handling establishment. Its then examined further by local government meat inspectors before it reaches its final outlet and destination.
  12. The wife says why dont you go as you only come once a year. Funny that as all the 350 other ladies said exactly the same thing I suppose they all cant be wrong
  13. You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1.. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about. Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your Ferrari ? Think before you continue reading. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.. You could pick up the old lady, because she
  14. You obviously when using the call imitated a fawn in distress and the doe came running to investigate.
  15. Someones been misleading you Its not a requirement in law for someone to have their DSC1 before granting a F.C to use a deer calibre rifle. You do need your parents consent though . Neither is it a condition that you need to own your own house. Depending were you live you may not even have to pay for doing the DSC1 if for instance you live in Scotland were you can apply for a grant subsidy but this only applies to residents. There is a law which does state age before you can possess in the fire arms act. Details of the criteria can be found on B.A.S.C Website. You can still
  16. said after having sex with Jordan the other day , that he would like to make two comments. 1. Her tits arnt as big as everyone makes out. 2. The staff at Madame Toussauds are miserable basterds!
  17. Naaaagh this is the best cartoon ever Red Riding Hood and the big bad Wolf
  18. Hi Malt Where abouts on the Welsh coastline are these intended restrictions.? Talking of sea fishing I am down next week to Anglesey Family Holiday in my caravan I have got my tackle already packed . Hope its not around Moelfre as usually theres good rod fishing off the rocks around there. Cheers Stu Mackeral cooked as soon as it is caught, or eat raw as soon as it is caught, is better than Salmon imo Stu. Even better with a squeeze of lime. Hi Malt Where abouts on the Welsh coastline are these intended restrictions.? Talking of sea fishing I am down next week to Anglese
  19. Hi Malt Where abouts on the Welsh coastline are these intended restrictions.? Talking of sea fishing I am down next week to Anglesey Family Holiday in my caravan I have got my tackle already packed . Hope its not around Moelfre as usually theres good rod fishing off the rocks around there. Cheers Stu
  20. Malt these type of conservation zones like the one on Arran imposed by SNH to protect the sea bed and conserve a nursery zone is designated in small areas so the underwater sea life can regenerate and breed where they then expand to areas that are not protected . Fish stocks in the surrounding areas have improved dramatically that other conservation groups have noticed that they work where other areas are suffering so they are following suit. Like you say no shell fish or fishing by any means be it rod or commercial is allowed in the designated areas. Marine scientist must have resea
  21. I used to know a guy who used a piece of broad leaf grass with a split down it and was very talented in its use I might add. Lesser mortals like myself though could not master the art and have to rely on the like of Butaloe calls although I have used in the past to good effect the Faulhaber Fiep call and I have just sent away for the dual Butaloe caller thats advertised in the Bushware Cat that comprises of a trumpet on one and a pipe reed on the other the dual set is just under £15plus postage but its supposed to take your calling up a knotch so watch this space in the coming weeks from
  22. Cheers for that mate since this has been posted a chap over on my website has posted the link inc a few more piccies. Stu
  23. After Andy Murray's speech, my tearful wife said to me, "Why cant you be more like HIM?". "What", I said. "Be more sensitive and cry? ""No", She said. "Come second".
  24. I agree with what you say in respect to Eu Commercial fishermen but by continuing to take by who evers at fault without putting things in place for it to recover wont achieve anything. More needs to be done in control of raping the sea bed and stopping those people from doing it and also more needs to be done to help the sea to recover and thats one of the reasons I wont be signing the against petition. Its like saying please sign a petition to let the EU Fishermen trawl our waters and take our countrymans living away no different. Both need to be done for the sea to recover. In the
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