A husband and wife are lying in bed one night when the husband reaches over to the bedside cabinet grabs a handfull of condoms and says to the wife, "look what i've got here,some flavoured condoms. Banana,chocolate,rasperry,cola etc etc. Let's play a game, i'll slip one on and you go below the duvet and guess what flavour it is."
"Alright" replies the wife who dives below the duvet then reappears saying "cheese and onion". :sick:
"Give me a chance to put one on first",says the husband.