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smithie

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  1. its the thl and it seems to be what happens on here.. the bigger forums with lots of members are always going to be this way.. its a shame but its the way it is
  2. its easy if you need money the 100 will fetch more. if you dont, keep the 100 as its better and you will need to find more coin to replace it at a later date
  3. the navarras do throw a conrod at about 100k ish its on the d22 but the terranos are still good
  4. my wife used to punch me in the face when she orgasmed. i didnt mind too much until i found out she was faking them

    1. just jack

      just jack

      and rattling the guy next door!!!

      haha

    2. smithie

      smithie

      it was the woman next door

  5. going to doctors thursday\friday after jobs finished, its size of a tooth above the crack hope its nowt serious is it a hunch? or do you know your shit hes here all week
  6. well i think between us we ruined this thred..
  7. never had piles but im sure you would have them hanging out ya arse rather than a lump on top probably wrong again im no doctor
  8. one year we went to newquay ant left the brother inlaw and his other half at my house do paint my front room out. bottom half wal red and a cream/buttermilk on the top. they finished and hung the pictures of the neice's on the wall and went to bed. on getting up pictures were down and a vertical red stripe painted on the cream were 1 of the pictures was hanging.. hes 50+ and not a messer.. both me and the wife shout what at each other beleving we herd the other one calling and one time i got up for work to find her makeup bag sat in the bottom of the bog, it didnt fall iin there as it sits
  9. just bought my girlfiend some crotchless knickers for haloween - nothing sexual i just thought she would get more grip on her broomstick

  10. get the terrano 25 mpg with a tin tent on the back. no timming belt or chain as its done on gears and magic. if its a bosh fuel pump it will also take cooking oil
  11. its nice to read of a happy ending..
  12. there used to be a whippet on the local golf course some years ago..
  13. how about moving the wanted option in the shooting / fieldspots Opportunities so new menbers dont beg for permision on there first post.. begging winds me up.
  14. i once stalked a stone. i was only on with the air rifle but i put some effort into getting close enough for a shot ( i like to be 25 yards ish) and way i could see mt target in the grass with its ears up, i squeezed the trigger to here my pellet pinging of the stone i too think this might have been dead before i shot it
  15. breaking news: john terry has denied racially abusing anton ferdinand. however he has not ruled out shagging his wife

  16. NOW I HEARD TODAY OF A TRADE AGREMENT WITH INDIA WERE CERTAIN INDIAN COMPANYS WILL BE ABLE TO BRING IN TO THE UK THERE OWN WORK FORCE , , i hope thats wrong becouse its very wrong from were im sat..
  17. nice now you can all run your bull cross on tarmac.. 0 degres and below
  18. cant leave it that,, tell the tale please
  19. ill sell you mine for a fiver payed paypall as a gift..
  20. that might be like the chicken and egg question.. im mental there are ghosts
  21. in bed one morning i could here my lad running up and down the landing playing, as hes not alowed on there i got up sharp ish to find him asleep in bed with the baby gate locked .. made my arse twitch a bit ill tell ya
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