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smithie

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  1. i know of 2 people that didnt manage to stop on champix but i bet i know of more than 10 that did.. they seem to be the way to go. just think all the money you save on fags the goverment will now take from you at the petrol pump..
  2. i dont have a f****n clue what all that ment but you need to stop reading it.. the nut house will be calling if you keep at it
  3. ask your mate im sure he needs to know the answer to that to get his cert, well i would like to think so anyway
  4. the answer to that would be working there as your looking for a full time perminant job and your after job security..
  5. dolphins dick im afraid mine still got plenty probably cos i do nothing and you hunt yours
  6. rob190364 isnt going to be happy, hes to go to pets at home just to see a bunny
  7. it looks good but i prefered it in the second picture minus the yellow lamps
  8. i have one but i dont have a box to test it on.. it is the smaller cap so i think its 15 ft.. open to offers, by p.m. please
  9. im a 6ft lazy fat slob wi a 38 waist soon to be busting out of that to a 40 if things cary on as they are size 14 women is big but some suit it... size 8 is too skinny for me.. i would rather they had a dinner than show the ribs
  10. old chinese proverb .... man who confuse laxative with viagra ..... crap in bed...

  11. theres a family of indians near me wi some on the guttering and a small business on the mainroad got the iceicles hanging.. both had then up 2 week already
  12. Paddy was waiting at the bus stop with his mate when a lorry went by loaded up with rolls of turf. Paddy said, 'I'm gonna do that when I win the lottery.' 'What's dat?' says his mate. 'Send me lawn away to be cut.' says Paddy

  13. i like to watch the national team and if there were to exit any competion and scotland, wales or ireland were left in i would wish them to go far but what i dont ever want to see is a team G B i wouldnt watch that....
  14. after about 100 years at the bottom of the atlantic, irish divers were amazed to find the swimming pool still full

  15. I said to my son, "where you going?" He said, "I'm off to meet a girl" I said, "don't forget to were a... You know" He said, "what?" "I said, you know?" He said "do you mean a condom?" I said "No, a f*****g hat you ginger c**t."

  16. about 8 years ago i passed my counterbalance licence and a power pallet, does any of you know if the refresher course has to be done every 3 years of if its just advisable. thanks in advance smithie
  17. i think they do 30 mpg, maybe join a hilux forum and ask on there what mpg there getting. i know somebody with a twin cab and he swears he gets 30mpg
  18. got to be a hilux if you have the money
  19. very nice... i would have to be broke or blackmailed to part with that. it will only go up in value
  20. i used to own a sierra xr 4x4 and i lovet it, i also had this but never had insurance :icon_redface: still i never got stoped when i did go out also had a mk2 xr2 but what i did want was a lotus carlton or even lotus sunbeam at a push but i never had any money.... nothings changed
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