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  1. christian71
    Good pics them moll
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    They would put them sickly feckers to shame. Will get my drt to put some up tomorrow
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    Ask father christmas for a new one
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    Small is ok weak is not
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    Good offer mate
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    Lacking a good feed and health program Nothing steady feeding with good food won't sort out whuld you say Maybe but a good start is everything i think if they where racing greyhound's gundogs or race horse's racing pigeon's etc would they get that chance Dont think so to weak for me. Id be going to the pound shop for a bucket.
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    Are you sure a Miniature Yorkshire Terrier did not get over the dam. If not there a fecking mess lacking a good feed and a good health program The lad who bred them should'nt be breeding in the future In fact sould'nt be aloud to keep animals
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    A parrot swallows a viagra tablet his owner who is disgusted puts him in the freezer to cool off later he opens the freezer to find the parrot sweating how come your sweating ??????????? The parrot replies do you know how feckinn hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken. pmsl
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    Did you realise that a woman's "I'll be ready in five minutes" and a man's "I'll be home in five minutes" are exactly the same?

    1. ferretess

      ferretess

      see and use say use dont understand women :)

    2. Ideation

      Ideation

      haha

    3. rob190364

      rob190364

      so true!!!

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  11. christian71
    " Nanu Nanu"
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    Mork calling mindy come in mindy
  13. christian71
    Ther's some sh!t coming your way mate Hold tight
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    My mrs puts things away and you can never find it just played feck with her how can you lose a fecking kite she best find it by tomorrow

    1. Carraghs Gem

      Carraghs Gem

      did ye find the kite?

       

    2. PIL

      PIL

      Hahaha Gem ,no fecking wind .

  15. christian71
    No and long may it continue
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    What do a silent fart and a Paki in the dark have in common? You only know it's there because you can smell it.

    1. patterdale666

      patterdale666

      lol

  17. christian71
    And a free blow job for him if you ever meet him
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    Was it's sire or dam the one in your profile pic ?????
  19. christian71
    Go for it dude
  20. christian71
    As you said it wasnt pervy what about the lads like 2b25, sochunter,lumphamer/earth ,lab etc Think we best put one up for them
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    Your mrs taking it up tomo? Just with her looking it up.!
  22. christian71
    Think so mate In the middle of my prostate exam this morning the doctor went,''Hope you don't mind me asking this but have you ever been penetrated homosexually?'' I went,''Wow..uhhm no doc never.Why?'' He went,''Well you have now'' whilst pulling up his flies.
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    I was having a shit in the train toilet today, when some bloke knocked on the door. He said, "Can I see your ticket please?" "Not right now" I shouted, "I'm having a shit!" He said, "I don't believe you, can you pass it under the door?" "No problem," I said, sliding it under. "The yellow bits are sweetcorn."
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    Just bought couple of these £6 + vat seem good for the money http://www.tooled-up.com/ManProduct.asp?PID=177786
  25. christian71
    Yes thats me i stuck up for you Or did i take the piss cant remember now
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