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christian71

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  1. And a big fat nob to to fit up your ring piece
  2. LIKE THE LOOK OF PUPS AND PARENTS BEST OF LUCK FINDING GOOD HOMES
  3. I spotted a fat chick giving it large on the dance floor in the club last night, so I went over. "Fancy going for a few drinks somewhere a little quieter?" I winked. "Oh yes, definitely," she giggled. "Thanks," I replied. "You're making me and the lads a little sick."
  4. theirs more than one way to f**k em mate! WHILE HOLDING THE POPED OUT HIP BONES
  5. THEM SKINNY BIRDS HAVE THAT HORRIBLE BONE ABOVE THE FANNYS
  6. LOFT 2 LOFT 01757 611307 07745 605192 EMAIL PAUL@LOFT2LOFT.NET WWW.LOFT2LOFT.NET
  7. Raw meat will do the trick
  8. A great idea. The one problem we have here is the tenancy rules.........NO PETS ALLOWED so, the neighbour next door has a Staffi and others have cats so, we are bringing the one dog in under the umbrella as it were and hope for the best! Sounds like it will end up in the local dog pound when the landlord finds out to me. Take a chance with a kitten not a well bred working dog
  9. Never mentioned you favourite, favourite, one lab loose woman
  10. Woo woo 2b what do you mean he will get jumped on???? By the way whats a mestake
  11. Any dog could turn out and bite the kids. But i wouldnt take the chance on a dog with no history behind it with the kids, get a pup
  12. Last week my wife caught me in bed with Fatima Whitbread. "It's not what it looks like," I pleaded. "Well, what is it then?" she asked with a puzzled look on her face. "A woman," I replied.
  13. I walked into the porn shop this morning I said, "Three of your filthiest porn mags please mate." He said, "Have you got anything in mind?" I said, "Yes I'm going to have a wank."
  14. For sale: One dog lead, one dog basket and some doggy toys - contact Chesney, 6, Coronation Street.

    1. LUMPHAMMER

      LUMPHAMMER

      Do you get an ever lasting supply of chocky drops ?

  15. Might not be lying, just omitting a vital detail (like, she is inflatable?) Or has a cock
  16. Cos your a tight fecker wont & pay for him to have lessons
  17. Half the lie's lab tell's arnt true
  18. You lying fecker there all your stories that you tell
  19. The only time someone on here is telling the truth is when they are calling another member a liar
  20. Get your tackle out bell end it would scare even your mother an thats saying some thing the tackle she`s seen :laugh: Mums been dead 14 years so doubt it
  21. Well done bell end good day was had
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