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  1. christian71

    LlUCKY ONE, DROWND ONE, KILLED ONE,JERRY, JERRY,JERRY

    1. just jack

      just jack

      you been watching Fred Quimby cartoons again mate

    2. carp man 1

      carp man 1

      pmsl well done

  2. christian71
    FIT FOR FECK ALL THE FAT F@CKER
  3. christian71
    Agreed. Or at least wrote 'Christian was here' on the bathroom wall with your (or anyone elses) shite. That would be worth posting on here. Not that you scraped a word in some toast you big southern ponce. FTB Hey bollocks lord alan sugar is on graham norton show now and he said if he doesnt like the food in a restaurant he leaves messages with the left over food for the chef Remember where you heard it 1st. And hes a lord ive got a good feeling im going to go far after that now Lord christian has a nice ring to it
  4. christian71
    Bought a young linet mule couple of weeks ago couldnt guarante it was a cock but for a tenner i took a chance it sings like feck Tried to put picks up loads of times finally gave up nearly cost me my lap top a few times
  5. christian71
    Yes you have to pay 1st Should have loudly asked for your money back, quoting the 'Sale of Goods Act'....'goods not fit for purpose' etc. I went to Wetherspoons once for the Sunday roast, they had no carrots, peas or gravy left so we had a plate with dried up roast potatoes and microwaved chicken.....pure kak! Although I don't mind the cheap drink Wouldnt of make much differance shouting it was just before 12 and full of the broken kneck crew
  6. christian71
    Bought a young linet mule couple of weeks ago couldnt guarante it was a cock but for a tenner i took a chance it sings like feck
  7. christian71
    Small steps stig small steps im working my way up to being a super star like you but will take many many years to get to your level Ps and fight the bans
  8. christian71
    Yes you have to pay 1st
  9. christian71
    Wait and see if it does this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymzo3KZ4AXA
  10. christian71
    Would of wrote a bit more for the fecker but needed a biger piece of toast
  11. christian71
    Thats easyer than the last one found in straight away
  12. christian71
    Finished work and went for a breakfast at weatherspoon just before 12 ordered a large breakfast. It came and everyting was fecking cold & snottey eggs and burn toast sent the toast back coundnt be arsed waiting for another breaky to be cooked , the fresh toast came, what i put some cold bacon on and left the other slice. Before i went i carved out sh!t out in the toast and filled it with bacon rind went to the waitress and said when you clean table 64 can you give the piece of toast on the plate to the chef and tell him thats what his breakfast was, she looked puzzled but sad yes and i lef
  13. christian71
    dont worry it`l not happen a feckin gain pal And he hasnt even got a chocolate patt. Only a BRONZE ONE
  14. christian71
    Are your sure she is a full patt and not a bitt of boxer in her just with her going in the corner when the bell rang
  15. christian71

    You fecked on here at the moment if you not into gay's or chocolate patts

    1. LUMPHAMMER

      LUMPHAMMER

      Hahahaha kill the lot of them

    2. christian71

      christian71

      Old timer lab was nearly right but its gay's and bronze patts

       

       

    3. lunita

      lunita

      i love my ickle chocolate patt..hes dead cute...lol.lol

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  16. christian71

    If I ever got the chance to name a Road, I'd call it 'Skin Road' Just so I could laugh at the people at number 4.

    1. scothunter

      scothunter

      hahaha

  17. christian71
    Parvo or gastroenteritis
  18. christian71
    Did he? Saw he was back as "England" yea he was,nt anymore though New member started to talk about turds and they sussed him
  19. christian71
    i know how to delete your account Keep putting shit fetish threads up like judge2010.Or be a racist like topnotch Judge is back though ............... Oh is he back the shit in the mouth lover
  20. christian71
    2b25 does that
  21. christian71
    Its probably bell end with another account
  22. christian71
    Them ratatack mark2 are shite mate + the gas freeze's up when its cold chainsaw mate
  23. christian71

    ET is on on ITV2 is it christmas already

  24. christian71
    2nd live show And she's getting fitter
  25. christian71
    2nd live show http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASXHWfXZxTI
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