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christian71

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  1. Its probably just a wee pimple too, will just need your slippers i think? christian71 - you had to turn it sexual didnt you. :sick: lab-tastic i'm hoping its a boil and not piles. Could be worst mate.........................could be on my arse Or your nose or knob
  2. Are they any good for popping boils?
  3. Thats not an excuse its true
  4. IF YOU CARRY ON HOW SORE IT IS I'LL POP IT WITH MY BOOT
  5. And half the farmers wont let you round i knocked on a farmers door years ago with a patt ferrets and asked if could have a look round some bales for rats he said no and if i catch you i will sett the dog on you another said theres no rats round here and there was a rat behind him going good luck
  6. .22 - I still have a nice perfect round hole in my shin, Im digging around for the photo! Take a new 1
  7. IT will be ok loads the cars and vans at aucions dont have 1 cos they have been repossessed get a receipt the dvla will soon send 1 in the post
  8. Send me a free copy and i will give it a reveiw
  9. heard that told as a story years ago on the radio,nearly crashed on the M25 as a result,f*****g crying i was
  10. not shooting related but when i was a lad i was digging the garden up went the fork and down right through my left foot. a few weeks later done the same again through the same hole. ouch The moral of the story dont dig the garden up!
  11. Just out of interest how can someone be fatally injured and then be ok? cheers Callum think he was joking! Oh well i got one to fall for it
  12. LOL. How many have you seen that couldnt get there? {too big}? I will put it this way NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I TRY AND PUT MY BIG SKIN FLUTE UP MY WIFES FIRE EXIT IT JUST SIMPLY DOESN'T GO IN NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY' WHY IS THAT '' BECAUSE ITS TO BIG AND WHEN YOUV'E GOT THE HORN THERES ONLY ONE THING YOU WANT TO DO Try some ky jelly
  13. A baby comes out of a smaller hole than its self bit of pushing :shout: for a few hours lol
  14. I know a plasterer who said he cant work cos hes got a sweat problem he said he needs to have a shower every hour so he dosnt smell so cant work in peoples houses. Hes never worked for years but seems to have good life
  15. Theres good dogs in all strains its all about getting the right ones
  16. Your fu(ked now what your going to play with now when you have a bath
  17. What about Miguel Angel Torres Record: 37-1-0 Miguel Torres, the WEC Batamweight Champion, is one of the most under-appreciated fighters. He has won 17 straight fights and has not lost a bout since 2003. A lot of people want to discredit Torres’ accomplishments because the “135 division isn’t that strong,†but when you steamroll through everyone like Torres has, you are clearly a top-tier fighter.
  18. My mate was fatalliy injured once while lamping luckily hes ok now
  19. Hope hes not a hunter lives in wallesend missus is a teacher works on the rigs had some clothes missing when he got home hed be on to you lol Well if its the clothes hes upset about i will post them back , no problem !!!!! Mckay might drop them off for you husband might be away
  20. Hope hes not a hunter lives in wallesend missus is a teacher works on the rigs had some clothes missing when he got home hed be on to you lol
  21. TW@T IT WITH A HAMMER IT MIGHT DO THE TRICK
  22. christian71

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    Go to google type in tit head click (im feeling lucky)instead of search - very true! I got this: Is that right? Very good :clapping: if your going to give it youve got to take it
  23. Only mine is pure "Psychobilly" Whos got the longest
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