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christian71

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  1. You wont make a detective jared dam is patterdale x jack russel which i use for bushing and marking,very keen bitch that loves to please.just short of 14'' tts sire is jack russel with some sporting lucas somewhere in the line hes used for the same as mine.his dad was runner up cock of the north.he stands at 13''tts.
  2. Never a truer word spoke. Said fe(k all just done the same
  3. Like that program on telly where they where going in someones house walking round the front room every night
  4. Prob hand reared and let go
  5. Best dressing like your going to a disco dont want to arise any suspicions ive been to a few clubs with some dogs over the years
  6. GOOD one or a opps best delete that one i was going to put
  7. A bit like this? Fu(k me thats a big wasps nest
  8. How would farms opperate? You sound like the ignorant townie tossers that 'escape to the country' around me Both leave the site all over the roads
  9. WOW there cheap i always like to be different
  10. DONT Try this at home folks ( load of petrol then light the fu(ker )
  11. Bet if i go back it wont come round my feet again so wont need to go to macys
  12. Went for a meal with the missus in a country pub the other day there was only us in apart from the resident cat while we where eating are meal the cat was purring round are feet under the table Now the question is what would you do??????????????
  13. Nice pics apart from that big fat moggy
  14. Just watch the 1st 25 secs then skip to 8 mins
  15. I hate the things shouldnt be allowed on roads them & tractors
  16. A girl goes into the doctors for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "B" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriendis from Bolton and hes so proud of it he never takes off his Bolton sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies. A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue "S" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend From Southport and hes so proud of it that he never takes off his southport sweatshirt,
  17. Now do you like my 1st joke
  18. ANOTHER OLD ONEPaddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night. She undresses and lies on the bed spreadeagled and says "You know what I want don’t you?" "Yeah," says Paddy. "By the looks of it the whole fukkin bed !"
  19. Two blokes go in to a pub one says to the other, "Hey donkey, what you havin ?" The man replies "I’ll, I’ll have a p p p p pint of la lager please mate" Ok, his mate says. Ten minutes passes and the bloke says "Hey donkey what you havin ?" And stutter boy says, "I’ll, I’ll have another p p p pint of la la lager please mate" Ok, his mate says. Ten minutes passes and the bloke says "You get em in donkey it must be your round" Donkey goes to the bar and says to the barman, "I’ll have t t t two p p p pints if la la lager please mate" "OK" the barman says, "Here why’s he c
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