Three men are sitting in the maternity ward of a hospital waiting for the imminent birth of their respective children.
One is an Mancunian, one a Scouser, and the other a West Indian.
They are all very nervous and pacing the floor -
as you do in these situations. All of a sudden the doctor bursts through the double doors saying "Gentlemen you won't believe this, but your wives have all had their babies within 5 minutes of each other."
The men are beside themselves with happiness and joy. The fathers are ecstatic and congratulate each other over
and over.
"However we do have one slight p