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christian71

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  1. In the pop charts the lower you are the better number 1 the best thats why i asked didnt know which way I can do rocket science After they jokes of yours am suprised your not minus A Scotsman took a girl for a ride in a taxi. She was so beautiful he could hardly keep his eye on the meter One day Jock bought a bottle of fine whiskey and while walking home he fell. Getting up he felt something wet on his pants. He looked up at the sky and said,"Oh lord please I beg you let it be blood!" One day Jock bought a bottle of fine whiskey and while walking home he fel
  2. In the pop charts the lower you are the better number 1 the best thats why i asked didnt know which way I can do rocket science After they jokes of yours am suprised your not minus A Scotsman took a girl for a ride in a taxi. She was so beautiful he could hardly keep his eye on the meter One day Jock bought a bottle of fine whiskey and while walking home he fell. Getting up he felt something wet on his pants. He looked up at the sky and said,"Oh lord please I beg you let it be blood!" One day Jock bought a bottle of fine whiskey and while walking home he fel
  3. In the pop charts the lower you are the better number 1 the best thats why i asked didnt know which way I can do rocket science After they jokes of yours am suprised your not minus A Scotsman took a girl for a ride in a taxi. She was so beautiful he could hardly keep his eye on the meter One day Jock bought a bottle of fine whiskey and while walking home he fell. Getting up he felt something wet on his pants. He looked up at the sky and said,"Oh lord please I beg you let it be blood!"
  4. I give my bayers viagra if i want them to be hard
  5. In the pop charts the lower you are the better number 1 the best thats why i asked didnt know which way I can do rocket science
  6. Get to feck just found someone with a 40 says exellent im 11 and says good have to start throwing a few more twats, c**ts,, arsehole knobheads, tosser, go and f**k yourself, pricks about might get to an exellent a long way to go to get to 40 but keep trying OK wil try
  7. Get to feck just found someone with a 40 says exellent im 11 and says good have to start throwing a few more twats, c**ts,, arsehole knobheads, tosser, go and f**k yourself, pricks about might get to an exellent
  8. Whats beter higher or lower then ? the higher you go the more trouble your in Im in the shit then im 11 whats it go up to
  9. Whats beter higher or lower then ?
  10. OUT HERE BROTHERS Put yo ass on my face I love the way your pussy tastes Girl you know you are the one Take that ass and make me come Don't stop movin' baby ooh that booty Drive me crazy Wiggle wiggle Wiggle wiggle Girl you've got to suck my dick And you've got to suck it quick BELTER
  11. Pissing down all night & day floods all over the north west and still playing advert on the radio about the hose pipe ban
  12. would think its how much you contibute
  13. would have worked better if and be more true if you had used priest Wasnt sure if priests can get married so played safe with vicar
  14. A vicar is showing his son how to wank. "This is great dad" The vicar replies "Wait till your 13 son. You'll be able to use your own cock"
  15. You having a laugh pics inside kennels Looks good gear by the way
  16. All the ones who shi*t them self probably still sleep with a the light on
  17. Whats the presser washer got do do with the dog on the mend ? Ahhh bad shits
  18. Get her some bubble wrap from the post office
  19. £ 350 but free delivery thou
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