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christian71

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  1. . We used to use paraquat but I think its been stopped, that used to burn them off in hours on a hot day. AND PEOPLE THATS WHY THEY BANNED IT
  2. WHEN HE FALLS ON THE BOTTLES IS A BELTER
  3. MY LAD SAID 3-1 HE SAID IS THE A PRIZE
  4. YOU WANT THE SAME FINISH SO SAME PREP WORK IF YOUR SEEDING OR TURFING ONE YOU PUT SEED ON ONE TURF
  5. YOU WANT THE SAME FINISH SO SAME PREP WORK IF YOUR SEEDING OR TURFING ONE YOU PUT SEED ON ONE TURF
  6. RIGHT COME ON THEN WHAT HAVE YOU CALLED THE DOG ?
  7. BUY SOME TURF ABOUT £1.20 A SQUARE METRE YOU WILL HAVE A FAR BETTER LAWN STRAIGHT AWAY
  8. I HEARD THE FELLA HAS MOVED AWAY FROM LIVERPOOL AND GONE TO LIVE ON WIMBLEDON COMMON WITH THE WOMBLES
  9. DID YOU NOT KNOW YOU WHERE GOING IN THE ARMY WHEN YOU GOT THE DOG MATE?
  10. BUT WITH NO BATTERRIES lol
  11. PULL OUT ITS WINGS SHOULD HAVE A PHONE NUMBER STAMPED ON ITS FLIGHT FEATHERS IF NOT PHONE RPRA 01452 713529
  12. Thats his voice on the message what you think ?
  13. A Chinese couple get married ... and she's a virgin. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darling, I know this is your first time, and you are frightened. I assure you, I will give you anything you want, I will do anything you want. What do you want?" "I want A 69" she replies. "You want beef in black bean sauce ?"
  14. WHAT DO YOU CALL A ONE LEGGED CHINESE PE TEACHER WON JIM SHU
  15. SEPTEMBER YOU'll JUST BE GETTING OUT THEN LOL
  16. LETS HAVE A SWEEP I'LL GO FOR 3 PUPS
  17. no no no mate guilty with mitigating circumstances HES RIGHT DONT JUST PLEAD GUILTY
  18. YOU ONLY GOT OUT OF THE CAR COS HE JUMPED IN FRONT OF YOUR CAR AND YOU ONLY GOT OUT BE COS YOU FELT VUNARABLE AND SCARED STICK WITH THAT MATE I GOT DONE FOR TWATING A FELLA WHO GOT OUT OF HIS CAR AND CAME AT ME IN COURT THEY ASKED HIM WHY HE GOT OUT OF THE CAR AND DIDNT DRIVE OFF HE SAID HE FELT VUNRABLE AND SCARED IT WAS ME THAT GOT DONE
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