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albert64

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  1. know a bloke bought 2 burnt houses not badly burnt dropped them, sold everything then sold the land to a developer the mans a multi millionaire now still the same bloke out to graft every morning
  2. maris pipers, dice an onion, bring to the boil, simmer till ready drain in a sieve not a culinder,nice blob of butter splash of milk salt and pepper then mash
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    Cheap as Chips........ the only chips you know owt about are done with a 60" lob wedge
  4. made up for you mate your obviously a man that thinks the world of his dogs
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    maris piper dont know what spuds our chippy uses but the spuds have got that many eyes in the f*****s stare you out
  6. are you northern or southern ones a bit dearer to send to
  7. in general i think there the pits work it out for yourself
  8. hope she's on the mend for you pal this is one of the reasons i never let my dogs drink from puddles or ditches i give my dogs a right bollocking, from being pups if they go near them you just never know what they can be contaminated with
  9. just make sure you keep his nails clipped
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    Shes not my type... Shes too like me in many ways And my hubby hates her... shes trying to seduce me with the aim of moving me in with her and her boyfriend and her kids... love/hate is a very fine line gem! :laugh: she sounds nutter like............... any photos??? Shes on my facebook, I can pm the name but dont post any pics as im trying to keep this bag of crazy from turning hostile does her name begin with n........ only joking i had one did my f****n nut in she'd turn up were ever i was not all its
  11. more chance of seeing nessie than lab catching his fecking fox........
  12. not me socks mate i only breed a litter when i need new stock i'll be taking a litter next year your more than welcome to take some had my line over 20yrs, the hobs they throw are only small
  13. seen plenty get took by collie crosses thats the good thing about collie crosses there not one trick ponies
  14. you said had dont you have her anymore mate
  15. alright johnny hows things my mate has a bitch pup out of this dog spoke to him the other day and meeting up this w/end so i'll get a few picks of it tell you the truth it's f****d our plans up his last bitch got killed she was only 3 it was also a beardie cross a good honest bitch the plan was to put my dog across her in a couple of yrs but there's plenty of time yet
  16. if your bitch is out of her first litter i've got her brother has done everything asked of him and from an early age
  17. paddy and mick in the cabin havin a brew paddy says to mick " jezuz mick whats dat" mick says "its a termos flask paddy" jezuz what does dat do "asks paddy" mick says " it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold" jeezz i'm gonna get me self one of them "says paddy" next day in the cabin mick get his termos out paddy looking pleased with himself pulls out his termos mick says " i've got soup in mine whats in yours paddy a cup of coffe and two ice loolies "replied paddy"
  18. best not say owt it'd probably be tight on me
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