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albert64

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  1. no no no dont let the dog sleep on that it might rub off and your dog'll be shite.....lol i'll send you a united one
  2. their not bad in cheshire, small fields plenty of wire
  3. take them out with someone who's dogs like to go for a swim
  4. got the same problem mate, both my neighbours have cats and they shit in my borders it stinks made the mistake of scaring one of them and everytime it see's me it slinks away but the other one is slowly starting to think i'm its mate why is it people with cats just turf them out, never seem to have them in their houses
  5. Well Mo i was sitting having a few beers with a mate last night and never saw BB, sky plussed it as usual but you've bloody well gave the game away...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.. oh god... im sorry ... as for looking like dogs - i must be a long-legged sexy beast :laugh: liar you've got a dacshound LoL i hate them - is that a sausage dog? yuck!What are you then albert huh?? i'd be one of them fanny licking things
  6. Well Mo i was sitting having a few beers with a mate last night and never saw BB, sky plussed it as usual but you've bloody well gave the game away...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.. oh god... im sorry ... as for looking like dogs - i must be a long-legged sexy beast :laugh: liar you've got a dacshound
  7. he might loose his temper........................................and beat you up..................... :laugh: Hope Cross-eyed freak kicks your c**t in shortly.............. phycologically hes winning bcause hes worked out every dog is like there owner ...................................and hes going to break my thin shivering body................ is that why he's fat ginger and over exciteable ?
  8. of course it is labs been taking it for years
  9. no way did you do the bull run you crazy f****r many years ago a mate of mine got in the ring with a young bull and i mean a young bull it was the funniest thing i've ever seen we were all hanging drunk and it nocked the shite out of him it threw him all over the place
  10. bet she's still a moaning f****r
  11. when is this country going to wake up and actually going to give a punishment that fits the crime the piece of shit will live the rest of his life being protected and pampered and so will his family in case anybody takes the law into their own hands put a tyre round his scrawny feckin neck and set it on fire
  12. you've got some cracking places to go for a mouch mate
  13. Yeah definatly - Sara has been totally honest and straight, never went into the different groups.. She a stunner too, do you know what part of Scotland she's from? wont be from fife there all munter's
  14. been done twice in my younger days both times ended in bans and fines of over £700 mind you they wanted me off the road cause i used to buy and sell Q plates so even with a good solicitor i had no chance but a lad that works for me has 18 points so theres chance for your pal make sure he tells them about the difficulty he'll have getting to his little girl
  15. what is he going to be a red coat ? he'd be good at making people laugh especially if he tells them about the time he tried to catch a fox
  16. dont believe him he's trying to impress mo
  17. albert64

    WTF ?? Bears

    When i travelled down to Manchester a few years back i was on the look out for them all the time. Well the sat nav kept on saying "At the next junction Bear left!".....................f****d if i ever saw one... lying b*****d, youd get a nose bleed if you went over that bridge
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    Cheap as Chips........ the only chips you know owt about are done with a 60" lob wedge Ad tan your arse Albert.............. :yes: played today mate 42points with a blob
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