I had an awful dream the other night. I'd been sent to Hell. The proper real deal, suffering, fire, brimstone, all kinds of awful things.
Had enough of it after a while and happened to meet the Devil, asked him is there any chance at all of getting out of this place?
Well he said, there's only one guaranteed way out of Hell. So I asked him what it was.
You have to shag the ugliest woman in Hell. So I looked around and picked out a right horrible looking ould one, how about her?
No, no, said the Devil, not even close. There she is over there. The foulest looking creature you e