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RicW

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  1. RicW

    F**king vets

    And bats are supposed to be protected. As you say, £££££s talk Ric
  2. RicW

    dog names

    Come 'ere you 'orrible little black enamelled bast**d or I'll rip your knackers off and feed 'em to the ferrets. Ric
  3. HAHAHAHA! :11: :11: :11: Been there done that! Took my sproglette to the park, asked her if she'd like to have a look at the dicky birds. "NO dad want to go on the swings and slides and boundabouts." Into the play area, let the chiel loose, and as I roll a Wandsworth one-strander, she hits the top of the climbing frame, takes a swan dive, head butts the concrete. Off to the A&E. What I thought was great was that I faced some seriously heavy questions. If I had been an abusive parent I would have had my balls nailed to the wall. That was 15 years ago. Now she looks after me. . . Wicked r
  4. Make 'em some hash browns - with Moroccan hash. Quietens 'em down no end . . . Ric
  5. If it needs sharpening you don't want to be gutted with it! Ric
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    help!!??

    Or am I just a mirrage in this so called "hunting" forum Yup. You possess no objective reality. Ric :tongue4:
  7. Not with that knife I trust......
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    help!!??

    You don't exist. You are a figment of your own imagination. Ric
  9. They are being hailed as true heroes in the press today.
  10. Ever watched the 125s and the 600 road bikes going up Craig-ny-baar? Sca-r-ey!

  11. My father enlisted in the RAF on Sept 11 1939, despite being, at 26, 6 years over conscription age. He served with 55 Squadron until it was broken up in 1946. He was implacably opposed to conscription. As has been said already, the last guy you want fighting alongside you is some clown who has been dragged in like it or not. Compo's idea about non-military service has merit, but just think about the infrastructure costs. Takes a year to train these guys then you get a year's reluctant work out of them having tied up half your professionals in training duties. RicW
  12. Laffed so much I fell off me chair
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    taxidermy

    Offer 'em to taxidermist. If you don't like his price tell him to get stuffed.
  14. Er . . .Why would the Army want recruits who can't even speak English?
  15. Wiggins' performance is the best ever by a Brit and if Cavendish wins his stage today - as he should - that'll be a record as well. European cyclists now say thay a sprint without Cavendish isn't worth winning! RicW :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: Just caught Cavendish's win. Boy done good!
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    joke

    Sick joke or what Ric
  17. And then as now they were Lions led by donkeys.
  18. Under the Pest Act of 1954 all landowners have a legal duty to control rabbit numbers on their land. Grass the old bitch up to the fuzz! Ric you need to check the law out mate, that was revoked last year.... as for her not letting you run your dog there why the hell should she, its her land, maybe your not the first person to have asked that question, and others have had the same reply, and then gone there anyway, may be a good reason why permission was refussed, I think you'll find the Pest Act still applies. But you are a professional here so I won't argue. I just
  19. Under the Pest Act of 1954 all landowners have a legal duty to control rabbit numbers on their land. Grass the old bitch up to the fuzz! Ric
  20. You're going to have to lay down the law about taking turns. Tell the lads that they have to hand over if they miss. Sharpen up their shooting no end! :protest:
  21. Jenksi - Try the Deer Stalking forum! Ric :wacko:
  22. I say keep him. Need something to pass the time when it's peeing down. He's an easier target than a fox at 250yards!
  23. See my last post! Lousy Lying Bast**d fits tho. . . Ric I am genuinely shocked that a person who claims such a qualification has such poor spelling, punctuation and grammar. I'd be shocked if I believed that he holds any such qualification. I could claim to be the hereditary Emperor of China. Proves nowt. I'm starting to think that he shouldn't have been sentenced to prison though. He's clearly as mad as a snake. Should be banged up in Broadmoor with the rest of the loonies. Take him out for walkies on a lead once a day. :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
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