Guy promises his missus he'll shoot a bird for Christmas dinner. Of course he sees zilch until Xmas Eve when a pheasant flies uo 10 feet away. Taking no chances he gives it both barrels. Missus duly cooks bird for Xmas dinner. Sitting back after, youngest son goes out to the karzy, comes back shouting "look what came out of my willy!" Mum looks, says "No problem, it's just a shot gone through your system". Bit later, 2nd son goes out, same scenario. Oldest son goes out, runs back in shouting "Guess what's happened?" Mum says "it's just a shot gone through your system" Son says "NO! I went upst