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THE STIFFMEISTER

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  1. THE STIFFMEISTER
    I thought it came over a bit vague tbf
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    At 16 month old , a dog , particularly one as cumbersome as a deerhound type is no where near proven enough to breed off . a lurcher taking hares rabbits and rats, wow , stop the press for what it’s worth , I’d say that your better off holding your horses rather than getting all sentimental about having a half cross from a pup that’s had one season, if that . Another season would do you the world of good , but you seem set in it , a shame really as every man and his dog knows that scrap , put to scrap , equals scrap
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    I’ve seen that a for a while and in all honest opinion , I think she acts up to it a little
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    Reform

    THE STIFFMEISTER replied to WILF's topic in General Talk

    In short Democracy would be ignored due to personal bias
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    I’ve been stood at shops for up to ten mins as members of staff stack shelves or natter and they come over as if they are doing you a favour by serving you our local spar is notorious for it
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    Reform

    THE STIFFMEISTER replied to WILF's topic in General Talk

    Did anyone watch kellie brights programme on autism and ehcp this week ? ehcp cases have increased by 80% since 2019 to nearly 850 k in the uk that councillor sat and said that funding ehcps in West Sussex is literally taking money from roads that need re tarmaced No mention of the millions wasted and spent on numerous lgbtq and immigrant related schemes These dogs should never be allowed to forget what they have said
  7. THE STIFFMEISTER
    “And he just sat there in his motor , like dick dastardly “
  8. THE STIFFMEISTER
    I’d imagine you were quite the abrasive young man buddy
  9. THE STIFFMEISTER
    And a gang with balaclavas on would chop it up in 10 secs in a home invasion with an extendable hedge pruner
  10. THE STIFFMEISTER
    Perfectly put
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    Mate , the lad is wanting a private protection dog , not a tyre chaser from a farm yard in rural Ireland if you can’t see the world of difference between the two , just keep quiet .
  12. THE STIFFMEISTER
    Make it stop
  13. THE STIFFMEISTER
    It’s not just that . people randomly break into places as thieves, opportunists etc , a barking or formidable type dog will protect them . a serious gang of home invaders will be prepared for a dog to be present , a sleeve bite hissed to lock on and a spray bottle of bleach in its eyes and down its throat will nullify any protection dog
  14. THE STIFFMEISTER
    Mate, behave . its f***ing delusional .
  15. THE STIFFMEISTER
    Oxfords not brogues
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    Every dog on here would be running for the hills crying for its life after ten secs in reality the faith people put in dogs to protect their family to the death is quite frankly disneyfied
  17. THE STIFFMEISTER
    Get help
  18. THE STIFFMEISTER
    He had no issues with the flag whilst he was playing for England though
  19. THE STIFFMEISTER
    Thing is , it’s Halloween fancy dress I just haven’t got it in me to be getting dolled up at 2 in tve afternoon to go boozing as zombie elvis
  20. THE STIFFMEISTER
    To be honest , it’s a bit of a band aid as I’m meant to be away with work on the Sunday since this was planned. current options are : plan a ) night out, hone by 2ish , theee at the latest . Both drinking. Survive in work for a day . plan b ) day clubbing about half an hour away , home by midnight tops , her drinking , me off to work bright and fresh plan c ) this is the most likely . Plan b escalates into inclusive of plan a , Sunday 6 am sees me and her , unable to stand the sight of each other , arguing about something i probably did and until then unaware of, in abo
  21. THE STIFFMEISTER
    I beg to f***ing differ
  22. THE STIFFMEISTER
    Safe
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    Clowns who treat an outing To the tip like a f***ing Enid blyton scene . taking an age to decide whether a deck chair is metal or general waste and asking the opinion of every c**t whose every worn a hi vis jacket Usually with an early teens boy with a hair cut like Bonnie Tyler in some shit team like palace or Bournemouth top , laughing at home much he is carrying , “tee hee look at Timothy ! By Jove he’s got half the wardrobe there!” Watch out Timothy , you’ll get a f***ing back hand mate cause I’ve got f**k all to loose stood in the rain on a Sunday waiting on you to stop japing
  24. THE STIFFMEISTER
    Oh leave off , you was going about like sully after series one of top boy , “are you mad fam ? “
  25. THE STIFFMEISTER
    That was greb
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