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THE STIFFMEISTER

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  1. It’s a tad unrealistic though in to expect them to all be jailed as much as we would love that to happen
  2. I saw that in the details there as well mate last night and thought exactly that
  3. I’d be dead as in actually front page of the mail dead
  4. I know I was on about the abomination before it old firm games aren’t as exciting as they used to be imho since Sevco
  5. Jesus Christ , is that what Celtic songs sound like now ? a far cry from half a dozen magners upstairs in the supporters club ( no trainers upstairs by the way ) then fifteen mins of carnage in vaults before into the ground . who the f**k are making these songs up ? They sound awful a far cry from the usual Wolfe tones and Charlie and the bhoys classics seen shebeen a few times in London Road as well
  6. In layman’s terms basically every prospective chair person lacks the back wheels to stand up and be honest about the situation whereas if the investigation was about putting the boot into the met / the military / Stephen Lawrence / George Floyd protests / police brutality / travelers the amount of people shouting to lead would need slapping to shut up . we don’t get the leaders we need , we get the ones we Deserve
  7. The shop I go to is a necessary evil as it’s the post office my never ending stream of vinted deliveries arrive at . It f***ing breaks me as you can be 5 / 6 deep in the queue and some f***ing thing who would be sacked in a proper job decides It’s time she fills in her f***ing gimp mate whose just popped in on the latest developments in her dramatic Friday night it’ll get dramatic in here in a minute if you don’t start shuffling that diabetic pale carcass and get me my Mike myers mask , Minecraft t shirt and Cher fridge magnet all bought in a savvy 20% off deal for the same buyer g
  8. This is gonna be controversial and there for the grace of god go I , as I have a child with fairly apparent autism who can able in people’s faces but at least we attempt to rein him in. but I am slowly developing an intense dislike of utter ignorant c**ts in electric wheelchairs twice today , I’ve seen complete lack of manners from those afflicted one a man sat in front of a couch in the barbers , parked square in front of it meaning folk coming in had to stand and wait until the fat c**ts similarly overweight son had finished his short back and battle of Hastings trim
  9. I was thinking yesterday about a thing by we used to do to a one of our line managers So to speak whenever he was in the gym he used to wear Dre beats headphones and we used to terrorise him for it saying “ here les , Craig David has rang up and wants his headphones back “ or send pictures to him of Voldemort with headphones on so part of army life is that every Friday , most squaddies face a considerable drive home , it’s worse if your away that week at ranges , exercise etc . anyway this particular day we were at yeovilton doing some training , and we’re coming back at about
  10. What the f**k you on about ?
  11. I genuinely grinned reading it mam wasn’t just a nonce but described at his trail as the most dangerous sex offender ever seen at the time
  12. What are we back at school ? Running telling tales
  13. Greb / seagull / what ever he calls himself , is a decent young lad , working a job to provide for his young family . What ever anyone says , you can’t knock the kid at all , he’s a grafter leave him be
  14. I doubt greb would use ambre solaire
  15. I suppose I was gonna burst in there from Kenya was I ? clearly when I returned back
  16. I’ve spent the last twenty years at basically a never ending stag doo of nonsense . I can’t even begin explaining some of the humour, but some of my favourites have included a branding that went horrifically wrong, my pal fighting two polish geezers swinging a kettle by the lead and a lad chucking a head rest out the window of a brand new bmw car travelling at 80mph.
  17. He’s a f***ing minge as well he’s about as funny as bangers thighs
  18. Ha ha I remember that
  19. I was away for a few weeks with work wise and I received a notification requesting my eBay pass word in a text I checked my emails and seen that my eBay account had been locked out with a password change then the notifications started on my phone as reception came in 20 pound spent 19.99 transaction 25.99 transaction 37.99 transaction About 500 quid all up , I was slowly being scammed , robbed , pillaged of all my hard earned wages, whilst I was sat in the Kenyan ulu, nowhere to go, I rang the bank on the abroad number , they were amazing , security chec
  20. I thought it came over a bit vague tbf
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