THE STIFFMEISTER
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My mate will always be known as smiffy as he was thick as f**k . one if his best lines was to a Asian supply teacher “ sir , did your dad shoot you in the eyes with a rice gun or what ? “
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I don’t want be all morose about things eh , but f**k me isn’t everything just f***ing shit these days in comparison ? are we remembering a halcyon time that never was ? cause I genuinely hate what the world and my life has partly become in a way . I grew up in a massive group of about 50 lads , all football , fishing and dogs types , just intermingling around ourselves in various groups but we were all from our little town . We had many nights out where if someone came unstuck we could do things not many others could to the extent that if we went to town , we all weren’t all
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Fantastic album
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I shot my mate in the stomach with a 177 shell across the school yard with that , he acted like he was dying the f***ing tuss .
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Chicken dinner
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Said this for ages there is a certain type isn’t there , background , home life etc
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Yeah I get the safeguarding aspect mate , I really do , but the place I went to was for proper sporting people used to the need to get changed etc . It was also the days pre social media where every dirty c**t wasn’t trying to take photos on the sly
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It was 2001 ish mate
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Many years ago when I was about 18 , I trained at a gym over the summer that was cutting edge for its time , but that time unfortunately was 1935 , it was a proper dump , riddled with asbestos , but was the best gym around with proper trainers , not the useless type you see today . Their circuit classes were the hardest thing I’ve ever experienced in paid for fitness and brutal , they stopped when you finished . Proper old school lifts, concrete block carry’s , shuttle runs , stair sprints , horrific , many’s the time I spewed in my mouth . It was extremely popular with female clientele , day
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Ironically those two things in the pic look like geezers
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Right thumb and neck splits
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That was me
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Seek help ! id be major dick winters you’d be general accident
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Have you never heard the interview with fashanu and vinnie talking about the tunnel before the game . ? apparently they literally bullied McMahon and made as much carry in as they could before the game , doing karate and shouting cowboy noises as the teams formed up . Vinnie hit him with a tackle early doors and he disappeared after that . When Aldridge stepped up , vinnie was shouting at him as well . I love stuff like that
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I’d be tom berenger in platoon you’d be lt Dan
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Woodrow Wilson was also from Carlisle , his mam was born there and emigrated , the weatherspoons there is named after him . what a legacy
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Have you ever heard of Dunoon ?
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Do you want it ??
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Mate , I bought a very 1980s delonghi cafetière for sitting in the work office and we’ve been trying to outdo each other with the elite ness of the coffee , it’s been full black rifle coffee company , contact coffee , all that shite , making it into a ratings chart , I was writing reports the other week after hours and had 2 cups of “red on” from contact coffee , I’m still awake now
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I went to Starbucks coffee drive through the other week I nearly had to go full Sophie’s choice in the kids as the “barista” had the audacity to say 9 bar Genuinely contemplated throwing it at him , saucy c**t
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True but the north of England was deadly for keen men with really good dogs in the era we are discussing
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No the prey dictates it bull x from up north aren’t getting tested like ones from down south that’s a fact
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I’m not interested in discussing dogs from a quarter of a century ago. most of the top dogs from the era discussed were from the north of England which I class as a line from Manchester to hull. lamping dogs down south have more hammer than anywhere else that’s a fact no one can refute , there’s a reason lamping matches are held there . The idea that bull xs from up north are in the same league as any from the south coast area is laughable . Bull x work up north is not on the same table as how dogs are getting worked . I deal in brass tacks , not lineage of nearly thirty year
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What are you training at the minute ?
