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THE STIFFMEISTER

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  1. THE STIFFMEISTER
    I’ve spent the last twenty years at basically a never ending stag doo of nonsense . I can’t even begin explaining some of the humour, but some of my favourites have included a branding that went horrifically wrong, my pal fighting two polish geezers swinging a kettle by the lead and a lad chucking a head rest out the window of a brand new bmw car travelling at 80mph.
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    He’s a f***ing minge as well he’s about as funny as bangers thighs
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    Ha ha I remember that
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    I was away for a few weeks with work wise and I received a notification requesting my eBay pass word in a text I checked my emails and seen that my eBay account had been locked out with a password change then the notifications started on my phone as reception came in 20 pound spent 19.99 transaction 25.99 transaction 37.99 transaction About 500 quid all up , I was slowly being scammed , robbed , pillaged of all my hard earned wages, whilst I was sat in the Kenyan ulu, nowhere to go, I rang the bank on the abroad number , they were amazing , security chec
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    I’ve seen that a for a while and in all honest opinion , I think she acts up to it a little
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    Reform

    THE STIFFMEISTER replied to WILF's topic in General Talk

    In short Democracy would be ignored due to personal bias
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    I’ve been stood at shops for up to ten mins as members of staff stack shelves or natter and they come over as if they are doing you a favour by serving you our local spar is notorious for it
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    Reform

    THE STIFFMEISTER replied to WILF's topic in General Talk

    Did anyone watch kellie brights programme on autism and ehcp this week ? ehcp cases have increased by 80% since 2019 to nearly 850 k in the uk that councillor sat and said that funding ehcps in West Sussex is literally taking money from roads that need re tarmaced No mention of the millions wasted and spent on numerous lgbtq and immigrant related schemes These dogs should never be allowed to forget what they have said
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    “And he just sat there in his motor , like dick dastardly “
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    I’d imagine you were quite the abrasive young man buddy
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    And a gang with balaclavas on would chop it up in 10 secs in a home invasion with an extendable hedge pruner
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    Perfectly put
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    Mate , the lad is wanting a private protection dog , not a tyre chaser from a farm yard in rural Ireland if you can’t see the world of difference between the two , just keep quiet .
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    Make it stop
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    It’s not just that . people randomly break into places as thieves, opportunists etc , a barking or formidable type dog will protect them . a serious gang of home invaders will be prepared for a dog to be present , a sleeve bite hissed to lock on and a spray bottle of bleach in its eyes and down its throat will nullify any protection dog
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    Mate, behave . its f***ing delusional .
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    Oxfords not brogues
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    Every dog on here would be running for the hills crying for its life after ten secs in reality the faith people put in dogs to protect their family to the death is quite frankly disneyfied
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    Get help
  20. THE STIFFMEISTER
    He had no issues with the flag whilst he was playing for England though
  21. THE STIFFMEISTER
    Thing is , it’s Halloween fancy dress I just haven’t got it in me to be getting dolled up at 2 in tve afternoon to go boozing as zombie elvis
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    To be honest , it’s a bit of a band aid as I’m meant to be away with work on the Sunday since this was planned. current options are : plan a ) night out, hone by 2ish , theee at the latest . Both drinking. Survive in work for a day . plan b ) day clubbing about half an hour away , home by midnight tops , her drinking , me off to work bright and fresh plan c ) this is the most likely . Plan b escalates into inclusive of plan a , Sunday 6 am sees me and her , unable to stand the sight of each other , arguing about something i probably did and until then unaware of, in abo
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    I beg to f***ing differ
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    Safe
  25. THE STIFFMEISTER
    Clowns who treat an outing To the tip like a f***ing Enid blyton scene . taking an age to decide whether a deck chair is metal or general waste and asking the opinion of every c**t whose every worn a hi vis jacket Usually with an early teens boy with a hair cut like Bonnie Tyler in some shit team like palace or Bournemouth top , laughing at home much he is carrying , “tee hee look at Timothy ! By Jove he’s got half the wardrobe there!” Watch out Timothy , you’ll get a f***ing back hand mate cause I’ve got f**k all to loose stood in the rain on a Sunday waiting on you to stop japing
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