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THE STIFFMEISTER

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    I can’t find it as I’m busy but there’s a fantastic one some where In asian Russia that was built as a mining city u believe . ronald spiers , the rock hard Scottish born anti hero of band of brothers died In a town called st Marie in Montana which once had 7000 residents and was down to 125 when he died I love watching shows like in true detective when they are visiting them backwoods degrading towns , I find that imagery fascinating
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    Wow Wow Insane
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    It’s hard playing for man united and being judged by people who once had a half for Accrington Stanley I doubt they are tgst bothered about that but they see us a culturally repugnant people that’s for sure just my tuppence worth anyway
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    I’ve been around a bit with work . I'm a realist, Im very relaxed about things , I don’t expect a red carpet to be rolled out and “thanked for your service “ Ive been to the United States and made to feel welcome , I’ve been to Kenya where the airport staff smile and are proud your here , I’ve been to Estonia where the national pride and identity is infectious and hospitable . I’ve been to the Caribbean when airport staff brought us food from home and helped us settle as if we were family, getting us into 5 star hotels closed for the impending hurricane , as we arrived to assist wi
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    I have a fascination for urban decay areas and I should really do more of it as I find something calming and soothing about it . there used to be a big factory at Walton on the naze that was all smashed up , i was on course at Colchester and I’d take the back road there and wander wound with the dog for a couple hours after work
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    f***ing hell
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    Any c**t who wears them beanie hats with led lights built in like f***ing squid games
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    Heart breaking mate bonny dog good luck with the search
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    What was the battle of Hastings like ?
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    Mate you go on about punk , and watching rising damp, 15 years before I was born Celtic won the European cup , I can talk about it because I wasn’t f***ing alive
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    Your not old enough to remember that we’ve had this discussion before
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    And most men sat in the boozers like no marks ignoring their kids and wondering where it all went wrong I wouldn’t expect my misses to change the filters on the car , so why would something as piffling as running a hoover about put me out when it’s completely buckshee to do ?
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    I’ll tell you what does my nut in , these f***ing beard efforts people are rocking about in . I’ve nothing against a geezer with one whose squared away, the whole shape ala a rockabilly barber poster or a dense thick pharaoh style effort , looks neat and tidy . it’s these scruffy little neck beards that look like a Muslim convert or a 70s geography teaching unite against racism activist. Genuinely make my lads shave them off if it’s not impressive after two weeks and they are on top of it . some c**t wondering about work like a tramp up a mountain telling me it’s “fashionabl
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    I genuinely reckon I keep the sugar soap industry afloat in the uk .
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    There will be some sort of highly flaunted professor somewhere who will be able to prove there is some sort of link between being able to administer yourself and success in life. the idea you have to go about like a tramp to be masculine is laughable. There’s nothing looks smarter than a decent shape , a smart trim , shaved , ironed clean and smelling nice . It ain’t f***ing hard
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    f***ing hell , is that what you took from that ?
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    I didn’t know he was into running dogs mate , I thought heel was class in the firm but his best work is in Dracula
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    I find the uk is arguably the greatest producers of both canine , feline and human specimens . for example look at myself , I eat what I want , when I want , exist on a diet of coffee, vapes, press ups and what’s app and I’ll be honest , I’m an absolute machine.
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    Completely agree mate look the part , act the part.
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    you keep missing out the best bit “the bull McCabe will dance wi ya “ anyone who refers to themself in the third person in my eyes is a f***ing hero
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    Ffs leave off one of my favourite films that regardless , I used to be able to recite that film verbatim . Bull McCabe is a classic antihero in my eyes ironically the people who will be as you think , will be the very people that you would hate . Those east Belfast videos doing the rounds on social media are a fuse waiting to be lit imho
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    He was just a chef , like seagal
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    Can’t hear you
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    Just crossed the ferry tonight you don’t even need a boat in reality , judging by the crowd on the ferry , I’d say that outwith the party I was travelling with , there wasn’t a single identifiable Brit on board the invasion is well and truly underway
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    Seriously though , if you found a great white washed up or in its final thralls on the beach, if you don’t at least attempt a selfie on its back with at least one of the below items : a katana an electric guitar a Skeletor outfit I don’t want know you
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