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mushroom

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  1. UK - Holland - Belgium - France - Spain lol It was a proper adventure.
  2. Creepy, finger missing cnut is watching
  3. He’s reading this now laughing that people are asking about him and he’s stalking them for their souls ? Beware!
  4. Certainly does. This photo was taken on the ferry to Holland after I left Tomo’s.
  5. Taken 2mins ago. Even when I’m out for a beer this cnut is my sidekick lol
  6. That pic was last year. Well looked after mate, even if I did fail him on the hunting front. He’ll be 9 this August and he’s still a beast
  7. No way has ken left the reaper life and become a corporate…. Tell me it ain’t so
  8. Socks is probably in the Brecons with two captured naked Marines, cooking his dinner, rubbing his fingerless hands together in glee ?
  9. Don’t blame yourself mate. Similar thing happened to me with a bloke I’d known for 11 years. One night after shrooms he just came out with something. I went straight to the police and told them to sort the fuucker out before I do. Haven’t spoken to him since but I did try to kill him last year when he tried to talk to me and had to be dragged off him while I was trying to stamp on the cnuts head Piece of shit lives around the corner from me Ffs. How could I have actually been this pricks friend? The shit that goes through your mind, fuuck! Makes you need therapy
  10. Yeah just got back from Madrid a couple of months ago. The company is asking if I’m open to move to the states for a bit. Told them nope unless you triple my salary Sounds like a perfect Saturday morning to me. Did you ever see that pic in South American with the bloke and about 200 knives sticking out of him? I’m really protective of mine. Last year I launched a woman who tried to rob my eldest. God knows what I’d do to a bloke who touched her.
  11. The local community should have the right to deal with this as they see fit imo!
  12. Saw this filthy fuucker on the news earlier. Just rehashing what everyone else has said here. Cnut and the rest like him need dealing with harshly. Read into that what you want!
  13. I’ve been dive bombed by multiple species, owls are the worst. Got knocked out of a tree and taught a valuable lesson as a kid…. Check owls ain’t nesting in a tree before climbing it ?
  14. Harry and Andrew looking like “where the f**k is my Uber”
  15. Me and with pride. I’m the only Brit where I live and no fuucks will be given. I’m celebrating ?
  16. Not a joke but a true story….. Went out last night… woke up to a trashed house and a jar of kimchi Apparently I decided to ferment vegetables whilst pissed ?
  17. I saw a swallow last night….. bitch didn’t even gag ?
  18. mushroom

    Pet hates.

    Stupid, cunting dogs that don’t look where they are going when running at full fuucking pelt Yes! The dickhead wiped me out last night. Twisted knee and bits of skin hanging of me like a leper
  19. I was referring to the fact that no bull blood whatsoever originated in Mexico. They may have good blood now but it ain’t from there. Same as was said about NZ
  20. Those Mexican pit bulls are something else hey! Orale Cabron
  21. I would be so angry at the cnuts showing a plate and not cooking it lol In the words of Simo…. Wipe its arse and walk it past the radiator ?
  22. Can’t believe I didn’t put this before…. El Sobrino de Botin…… oldest restaurant in the world (300years I believe). Not Michelin starred but fuucking hell the baby pig is worth a journey
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