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  1. I’ve zero problem with it mate, as long as I can have a can and a spliff while watching. I’ll probably join in these days
  2. Aye Stoneyholme is down from Duke bar. I’ve not been back in years, so no idea but me mam’s cousin use to to live on Thorn street and my best and oldest mate had a spell on Able Shit hole lol but did have fun times as a kid messing in the coal yard
  3. In fairness Fireman is right, so is Borr. If it’s for sale then a vet and certain licenses have to be met. If it’s just for you and family the Gypsy is correct…. If you want to see blood, go to Burnley up Duke bar way during that festival where they beat themselves with knives and chains…. We used to grab a slab of beers and go watch them for a laugh?? Probably get stabbed nowadays ?
  4. Where’s he from? Sounds more like he’s from your neck of the woods. Crazy that! We can actually tell which valley/town/ village people come from in one sentence
  5. I deal with septics everyday… it’s got to the point when they ask I just say yes, I’m South African/Ozzie/Kiwi Fuuckers wouldn’t know a northern accent if it slapped them (luckily it’s normally over the phone) Canadians on the other hand instantly know I’m a Brit and from up’norf
  6. Go on…. Touch it!…. Niet!
  7. mushroom

    God dam

    The seagulls here in Barcelona are famous for tearing pigeons up. Daily occurrence as you walk down a street mate. Once saw one on top of some old dear’s white car making a Banksey with blood and feathers
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    Dogs

    They do seem to be very calm in comparison to this coursing bred nob jockey I’m a few years away from deciding this one, I reckon it’ll be a Jack or a staffy… but who knows. I’ll probs have a lurcher to the day I kick it
  9. I read him as in between Frank and Lenny (the Guvnor)… especially when he uses words like “treacle”
  10. You talk like a southern cnut so don’t be jumping in on this one Yes I know, I sound like a Dingle
  11. Mate of mine saw them last week in Madrid… I told him no because Axel was shit last time I saw them…. Apparently a complete turn aroun??
  12. With my old lurcher Trevor I took him to the vets, the vet prepped him and left, I administered the last, just Trev and me in that moment…. and then my mate and the vet came back in when it was done and we were all crying mate. Fuucking still breaks my heart now, 10 years later but I know it was right and I’d want the same for me
  13. The hard road mate. It’s not easy and it will stay with you. So decide if you can have that in your mind mate.
  14. Think so but I’ll have to check. If you know the owner ping me a msg Incidentally I was also gonna tap you up in msgs for another accounts to do with weed in US and Canada
  15. There is I’ve been handed a load of gun websites across UK, US and Canada as part of my new client list to contact. So just wanted to know if anyone knew the guys in charge. I’ve had no problems mapping the other accounts but Livens has been a bit difficult. Shroom.
  16. Does anybody know anybody who works at Livens in Staffs?
  17. Not sure if I’ve put this one up before but nay mind. Highest mountain in Cataluña (La Tosa, how apt lol) think he was about 2-3 years old.
  18. Aye they have that Forest! He’s not bad our Wolfie Not a joke but just happened… I was out until about 7am this morning, so I was pretty pished and I was just rudely awakened by some cnut neighbour playing fuucking reggaeton…. Nah! Just shamed them cnuts to turn it down by blasting Jungle, mashed with prodigy on a second speaker and a dickhead howling
  19. Was looking for something else and found this gem in my album
  20. Not my bag mate. If a man wants tits…. Just put on weight Our Dutch mate is near 7’, has great tits and he’s never had surgery I’ll never pretend to understand this shit we are all living… just crack on
  21. Don’t! I saw him near 20 years ago and he was shit! He just wasn’t what he was/used to be. He couldn’t handle the hecklers with his normal retort, in truth it ruined my perception of him
  22. Just listened the the whole set while having a smoke outside a club….. people think I’m mental because I’m laughing like a nutter Great share mate
  23. Couldn’t comment mate. This lass I knew was a good sort, I can’t see her scrapping with a tranny, if I’m honest
  24. I used to work with a girl who’s family lived down the road from him, apparently he’s been a friend of their family for years. By all accounts he’s supposedly a really nice bloke/blokette ?
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