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  1. I believe I’m against that too
  2. Things in my time but…. FLMAO
  3. I can still play Michael row your boat ashore, some 35 years later
  4. mushroom

    Dahmer

    My ex used to fall asleep every night watching stuff that would give Fred and Rose nightmares.
  5. I’ve spent the last 12 years wearing flips for most of the year. Only wear trains/shoes etc for work or as said going out. I have a problem with one of my toes twisting, so wearing narrow shoes makes it worse.
  6. It’s been another hot and humid one here in Barcelona. Not as bad as last year but not much better. I’d guess a daily avg around 33/34C, 85% humidity. Still going too, won’t cool down until backend Sept early Oct. In Madrid and the surrounding regions it was hitting 40C+ the other week.
  7. Well… it gained its strength (maybe it was older than I thought). It started lifting up, so I took it up to the roof and off it went. Then crashed landed 6 floors down on top of a car
  8. Brilliant talk show host… RIP
  9. I miss that type of terrain!
  10. In all fairness…. Bread is bread, if you’re hungry
  11. I went out on the piss (bank holiday here). Came home, walked the dog, returned home with a pigeon The cat is well pissed off, the dog brought it to me, so he feels chuffed lol. In truth, I’ve no idea what I’m doing! I’ve given the poor c**t seeds, nuts and cat biscuits and it’s in my shower, gave it a bowl of water. It’s a wee one. How do I take care of it?
  12. My mum bless her, told me from when I can remember… she used to have a gollywog and it was her favorite toy. She cried her heart out when they took it off her because she was a spastic and didn’t understand it was a bad thing! f**k off. She just loved that Golly. Sorry for downing the tempo.
  13. I grow one dick, several times, every day I also always carry one around with me, just in case
  14. I would love to get her a little terrier but she can’t cope. They had a dog walker for Mo! Makes me think about our Cabron! He’s 9 on Monday, I think (open to being corrected)… Fuuck it, I’m looking for a bitch lol
  15. Need a few of those Koreans from LA in the 90’s as security guards
  16. Aye thanks lads. Me mam lost me dad in Dec just gone and now her other mate. No word of a lie, she’s already decided they’re both cremated and going in the ground with her They don’t make them like my mum anymore.
  17. Little Mo has passed. 15 years old isn’t bad innings for a staffy. Don’t really have much else to say except She was a cracking dog, smart as fuuck, knew her job whether that was hunting or taking care of my elderly mother… Pretty heartbroken if I’m honest.
  18. Was reading about this, apparently it went nuts lol. My question is why? Was it an unstable dog? (Many questions follow that one). Was it a bad handler? Or was it just just a bad match between the both? Or maybe she was a crack fiend and the dog did it’s job Either way it’s not a good show.
  19. The Spock and Kirk one had me spitting beer across the table mate. People are not happy and I’m still chuckling
  20. Yeah in hindsight….. https://youtu.be/Q_4bp8bBNVw
  21. Always a swordsman Even at half past I don’t give a shit!, I’m going home to kick the fuuck out of the dog, make him cower and cry like a baby…. I’m gonna make him my special boy... Then I’m going to make him breakfast
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