mushroom
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Everything posted by mushroom
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Probably should never thought of a niggle as a niggle but I did and here we are lol Limping like a 100 year old veteran and terrified of a new one appearing!
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3 lower hernias mate and it took them 4 years to find the cnuts and then told me I had a tumor aswell.
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Lads, laughs aside. We all know my dog is a complete fuucking stubborn headache, obviously so is this one… Sometimes you push through and it comes together… To be clear it hasn’t come together for us and he is still a cnut and I’m gonna go home today and kick him in the balls… for the fun of it! but being accepting could work for our tinder here
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I’m pretty sure I bin bagged up like a gimp.. Something I shouldn’t be proud of but strangely, I am
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I’d like to point out (and I do feel it’s necessary to do so) everything was with permission Apart from the bird from Wolverhampton… Jesus, I was crying for days, never thought a lass could be that brutal! #metoo
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I used to walk home to Bispham, barefoot after a night out mate. Pulled a couple of lovely ladies that way lol “where ya gan, home, where’s that? A barefoot march up to little Bispham” squirt
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Not even sure what I was trying to say but cock and ring in a sentence has to mean something
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I miss being around horses. That smell, that thing that have.
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Ah get to fuuck lads! Who gives a flying monkey shit? Just have a laugh. He’d want that.
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Mental fuuckers! They’ve a way about them. I’ve only been around 1 and a couple of foals (offspring). Not what you’d expect with an Arab or a Shire
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Testicle restraints! and yes but the stairs are a deterrent.
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I could be wrong. Emojis don’t work lol I read that with wolves reintroduced, the whole ecosystem started to and continues to be in balance. The coyote thing, I’ve no idea.
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Noooo 5 phase was too cruel. Fuucked them up it did… My bad I do believe that if you zap the cnut, you’ll get it’s attention
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Circle mate. They put wolves in Yellowstone to control the herbivores. You have be a big wolf or cat to take a horse, especially a Mustang.
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I saw this crap, just let a man rest and enjoy the wake!
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Played fairytale last night with Spanish subtitles for her.. never seen someone laugh so much. She couldn’t believe the lyrics
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Have you been up close to a Mustang? Lot of meat on they cnuts lol They also still round them up and break them Powerful horses bred from war horses and then left to their own devices for 400 years. Impressive animals.
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Mustangs! Spanish horses reintroduced to the Americas and they didn’t do much except thrive. I’m not advocating or disagreeing. Just not a job I could take. Horses are w@nkers but so is my dog, I’m not culling him neither
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Oh in that case chop the fuuckers lol I've been headbutted, nipped, stood on, kicked and thrown (and that’s just me mam). Aye in the moment, I would’ve loved to top the cnuts. It’s like beating a dog… you don’t do it! Just twist the sods ear and nut the cnut back Worst thing is dealing with mucking out etc hungover.. Cnuting horses know exactly which buttons to press lol
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This might sound soft but I wouldn’t want that job. Something about killing a horse doesn’t sit right with me. I get it, it’s not for me.
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Nah, it gives them liver or kidney damage or something. At least, that’s what I was taught.
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I have many ideas. Have you tried the water/electricity method?
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Fuuck me, I’m in stitches here
