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mushroom

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  1. You ever seen a woman about to be raped and pissed up went for the cnut with a dog and no idea if he’s got a knife/gun etc go f**k yourselves
  2. Seen both sides of this with mates Sticky road!
  3. Breaking my head that this prick came out of nowhere, smacked the lass and had her in doorway before you could say no! What type of cnut does that?
  4. Sorry mate, that wasn’t at you more that I can’t believe what I saw and was part of.
  5. Yes I’m drunk (again lol, I’m on holiday) Thinking back, this shit is fuucking my head up! I live here amongst these types of cnuts. My baby walked these streets.
  6. Not me mate. Weed and beer Ask anyone who has met me and they’ll tell you, I’m way to hyperactive for stimulants
  7. Spent the afternoon suffering, I even made a fry up by throwing everything in a Tajin in the oven lmao. No woman at the mo Lol.. I’m having a quiet beer. I have a BBQ at 8in the morning. Who the fuuck has a BBQ at 8 in the morning
  8. Next conquest was the best Anyways don’t put me in that category lol… This bloody happened I even bought him a pig foot as a treat
  9. It was just a random thing that happened. Lucky for that lass that I was there to be honest. One less prick on the streets for a while And yes…. Typing whilst steaming pissed is never a good idea
  10. The lass was ok, pigs came and between the dog, some young lads and me, we managed to get a couple of digs in. I was upset that the dog didn’t tear his arm off but what can you do. Kept telling the coppers (pissed as a cnut) I wanted him to bite him
  11. Alcohol Basically some c**t tried to have at a lass. I was pissed up and walking the dog, so I set Bron after the prick. Not that he’s gonna do anything but when a 40kg dog comes speeding at you, you defo think twice. He certainly did. Never heard a man scream like that before lol
  12. He just took down a fiddler! Young lass want expecting, prick came out of nowhere and chinned her. I set dickhead Best course I ever saw in my life. You ever hear a man scream “please God no”? Pigs had at him. Not sure where it will end…. I lost my shit at the dog because he didn’t kill that piece of Shit (he had him). He spent the rest head down! The filth said let have it. There’s no policy here when it comes to dirty. a few nibbles and he made his pint. If the pigs had their baw bag, would be in something called a starter!
  13. No matter what you think or opinions… let the dead rest!
  14. Yes mate but I spend a lot of time in Madrid at the office. It’s also a lot easier to fly into Madrid to see one than other places in Spain. Plus you get to laugh at the protesters outside the bullring. https://madridbullfight.com/
  15. Get over here next year and I’ll happily take ya to one in Madrid mate
  16. mushroom

    Israel

    They have for decades in the north.
  17. mushroom

    Israel

    I can say this with confidence…..
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