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I'm sat here on a beach, sun, heat etc.. just spoke with my mum (cerebral palsy all her life and now dementia). I woke up this morning craving home! The countryside, the rain everything... I've a very good life here and don't want to fuuck that up but... Does it make sense to go home and take care of her even though she has everything she needs (family, help etc). Feel free to ask questions but keep the thread honest please.
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Nah! WTF is that swirl?
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Them there photies can't be real, surely.
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Either I've been spiked with acid or ya lying
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Obviously you've never seen starlink flying by lol. It's like something out of star wars. Freaks the fuuck out of people
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Is that the same as a Hindu?
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It's been a long day, apologies mate I'm just a bit testy lol
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Come again? Are you making a joke that's gone right over my head or are you accusing me of being a paedo?
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Jesus time flies
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Tenerife will collapse into the ocean causing a huge tsunami.... Google it
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Yeah!
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The man's done, that's it and conspiracy is what we're arguing!
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The dogs not gay enough
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Look mate I don't give a shit, I'm offering a possible hence the word "IF" Right at the beginning of my post. Go drink ya Bucky and lie down ya social tart.
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Apologies, I wasn't clear. I know Kia's a mussie. I meant that most sikhs living in Britain are British patriots and you don't see many in parliament. (For a mussie he sure seems hell bent on kicking out dickheads and illegals and putting Blighty, her population and our values first) I've been wrong before mind, just take a look at my last post on the joke thread
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If he's wearing a jacket then that would make sense as a ricochet. It's hit the top of the vest, rico'd into his throat and game over.
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I've been watching and reading a lot about Zia. He seems to talk sense and wants to follow through (time will tell). I often wonder why there aren't more Sikhs in parliament.
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I reckon it was the Looney Tunes... Yeah I'm pointing the finger at you Newcastle
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Mitre sweetheart, have a day off ya dozy c**t.. Just got back home, cleaning my teeth, drinking bloody mouthwash and she's creased up jabbering in Latin Spanish that somehow it's my fault Who cleans their fuuckin teeth whilst curling one out? And how the f**k do you drop a tube of toothpaste between thy thighs, straight into the shitter, pick it out, put the top back on and bin it? FFS I'll never get over this, this is worse than when I kissed that ugly lass and caught erectile dysfunction lol
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I didn't nor did I confirm it lol.. I'm walking the dog the now and I've barfed 3 times thinking about the fuucking shitpaste I cleaned me teeth with
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Fuuck right off!
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Why did she put the fuucking top back on before binning it?
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This is a sad story (for me)... This morning I couldn't find the toothpaste, looked down next to the sink and it had fallen in the bin so picked it out and brushed my teeth... The Mrs just told me she dropped the fuucker in the toilet after she'd taken a shit with no top on and put it in the bin.... Can't stop retching I'm fuucking in emotional pain right now lol
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I did and joined the union lol daft cnuts put me as campus representative Was going well until I loaded about 20 kids bags with weed from Amsterdam on the group trip without their knowledge and then demanded it when we arrived back FLMAO... I got a naughty boy note and then continued my position for another year. Next trip to the Dam I was barred from, so I arranged a rave in a local club and spiked the punch with a few crushed up mitzis
