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  1. lol if they so guapa why you sat on the laptop....get flirting The chances of an English migdet pulling one of those beautiful women is slim to none ......just stay on the laptop mush and dont make a dick of yourself...... :laugh: You know nothing mate Sexy guy like me, cheeky face, speaking the lingo I'm well in mate :laugh: you on the other hand have no chance :laugh:
  2. good man how you settling over there mush?all good i hope aye fitting right into the spanish way of life :laugh: it's fackin great Reckon I'll be here for at least 10 years Only thing I miss is me dogs and daughter, but they'll be here soon enough one downside all staff types have to be muzzled permanently ffs nearly as bad as England............. I said nearly
  3. mushroom

    Oh yes!!

    Sat in a plaza in Collblanc, Barcelona with a beer a laptop and 'kin hords of guapa chicas :laugh:
  4. mushroom

    ????????

    look am not like all men i want more than just sex Lun ya damn right there what are ya tb?? gay or summat :laugh:
  5. :laugh: FLMAO :laugh: Brilliant!!! "IF YOU WANNA PUT A STRAP-ON ON AND GIVE IT TO ME ALL NIGHT" Classic pml
  6. mushroom

    ????????

    shes nos about the stella but not the good ol hl as of yet :laugh: Sort ya shiit out lol fuuck'em and leave 'em relationships are for the weak I know I've had a couple. No more!! :laugh:
  7. It's my birthday and I'm all alone in a foreign city what should I do? lol

    1. stabba

      stabba

      lol..sat in his mams front romm in just his crusty undies with the heating turned up and supping a luke warm san miguel lol

    2. Teddd

      Teddd

      have ye spoke to him stabba lol lol

    3. mackem

      mackem

      Get yourself up to the Plaza de Cataluyna to Hard Rock,great night out on a saturday.

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  8. I've used terriers for years now I use a staff and medium/large lurcher (26.5") the staff truely has grit and determination she will range far and wide and recall to the whistle! the lurcher is learning his trade from her and he seems to be doing ok but he's young yet so time will tell. TBH can't wait to get them over here in Spain with me to hunt in the mountains, will be good to see if they measure up
  9. Hola from beautiful Barelona weather is great the birds are tweeting and I have loads of work to do lol

    1. judge2010

      judge2010

      cant we ban this c**t! lol (joke)

    2. Lab

      Lab

      f**k off its pissing down here...!!!...;-)

  10. Erm :icon_redface: I'm now a brit abroad, I'm educated but erm the rest could be true apart from learning the lingo lol cuatro cervezas grandes por favor, con vodka y un babysham para mantenerme hidratado :laugh: :laugh:
  11. I'm now local been here 4 hours I've just got another job in a bar so that I can learn spanish quicker must have the gift of the gab and a cheeky smile lol

    1. Simoman

      Simoman

      lol Flo, they will have to provide a stool

    2. mushroom

      mushroom

      I'm a fuuckin great bartender did it while I studied engineering for 5 years plus the russian boss she smiled at me lol lol 7euros an hour lol only asked coz I want to learn spanish quickly plus the extra beer money lol........ Jealous Bast@rds neener neener weener

  12. f****n ryanair wanted to charge me £100 for 5kg lol Not bloody likely lol I'll be back went away came back she said you look like you've put on weight lol I have about 5kg haha I'm wearing 4 pairs of jeans 9 t shirts and all me boxers and socks are in me pockets lol guess what got stopped by security sweating like a drug mule omg how many clothes are ya wearing he asked You must be flying with Ryanair flmao lol

    1. lunita

      lunita

      u must wear stretchy skinny jeans to get 5 pair on ...lol..;)

    2. DottyDoo

      DottyDoo

      5kg a clothes, musta been some shoppin spree is mothercare

    3. dog fox

      dog fox

      f**k me lmao you not wired right you lol

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  13. Careful who you add as friends I could be a weirdo lol

  14. shroom is at the airport drinking a bloody £2.50 cup of effin coffee I'm mean come on it's black for christ sake bloody starbucks lol

  15. Moving to Barcelona tonight at 3am leaving this shit hole behind lol

    1. mackem

      mackem

      Watch out for the pickpockets,hustlers and whores.

    2. lukey

      lukey

      Good luck Dude! I had the chance to move there, Barca was trying there hardest to get me to play for them but didnt want to leave the dogs behind ya know lol

    3. mushroom

      mushroom

      lol lukey ok lol mackem I've been before loadsa times I'll be aware mate

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  16. Ots not right,this is indeed pedophilic sexual predation with an ethnic connotation. well you know what ...i just hate it feel like locking my little girl away sometimes ..being a parent is just worry worry worry ! Just teach them to know that bad things can happen if they venture to far in the wrong place
  17. To quote DCI Alan Edwards of West Mercia Police 'To stop this type of crime you need to start everyone talking about it but everyone's been too scared to address the ethnicity factor. 'No one wants to stand up and say that Pakistani guys in some parts of the country are recruiting young white girls and passing them around their relatives for sex, but we need to stop being worried about the racial complication.' These arent lone socially inadequate pedophiles though,they are packs of pedophiles targeting girls of a different ethnicity,they dont hunt within their own ethnic sphere
  18. wonder who that can be lol you rekon we know him stabba?? :laugh:
  19. Yeah - but we wouldn't get your head in!!! I ain't that big :laugh: and my skull is of average size ur bit mad rnt u...lol... It's been said before now :laugh:
  20. no coats needed its spain...hot hot hot ..lol so you fit my criteria then sorted not much criteria under 35 and fit.....lol..u not fussy..that why u liked the dogs over the ex believe me that's just for starters there's other things on me list and I actually liked the ex well maybe she'l come back begging like a dog if the new bf not up to scratch ...lol...sounds like u have a long bloody list then..as well as other things ; )...dyu not get the feeling this has kinda gone off subject??!! she's no woman enough This list is finite and mostly relates to th
  21. Yeah - but we wouldn't get your head in!!! I ain't that big :laugh: and my skull is of average size
  22. no coats needed its spain...hot hot hot ..lol so you fit my criteria then sorted not much criteria under 35 and fit.....lol..u not fussy..that why u liked the dogs over the ex believe me that's just for starters there's other things on me list and I actually liked the ex well maybe she'l come back begging like a dog if the new bf not up to scratch ...lol...sounds like u have a long bloody list then..as well as other things ; )...dyu not get the feeling this has kinda gone off subject??!! she's no woman enough This list is finite and mostly relates to th
  23. no coats needed its spain...hot hot hot ..lol so you fit my criteria then sorted not much criteria under 35 and fit.....lol..u not fussy..that why u liked the dogs over the ex believe me that's just for starters there's other things on me list and I actually liked the ex well maybe she'l come back begging like a dog if the new bf not up to scratch ...lol...sounds like u have a long bloody list then..as well as other things ; )...dyu not get the feeling this has kinda gone off subject??!! she's no woman enough This list is finite and mostly relates to th
  24. no coats needed its spain...hot hot hot ..lol so you fit my criteria then sorted not much criteria under 35 and fit.....lol..u not fussy..that why u liked the dogs over the ex believe me that's just for starters there's other things on me list and I actually liked the ex well maybe she'l come back begging like a dog if the new bf not up to scratch ...lol...sounds like u have a long bloody list then..as well as other things ; )...dyu not get the feeling this has kinda gone off subject??!! she's no woman enough This list is finite and mostly relates to th
  25. no coats needed its spain...hot hot hot ..lol so you fit my criteria then sorted not much criteria under 35 and fit.....lol..u not fussy..that why u liked the dogs over the ex believe me that's just for starters there's other things on me list and I actually liked the ex well maybe she'l come back begging like a dog if the new bf not up to scratch ...lol...sounds like u have a long bloody list then..as well as other things ; )...dyu not get the feeling this has kinda gone off subject??!! she's no woman enough This list is finite and mostly relates to th
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