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  1. mushroom
    Yep, mine boiled boiled eggs until they exploded, all over the fuucking kitchen! Have to admit, it was a little funny watching the dog and cats fighting over who gets to lick the floor…. The kitten won, dickhead and the older cat lost. I had to clean the ceiling ?
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    Last time I was in Gregg’s they didn’t have meat and tattie pies.
  3. mushroom
    I fuucking hate (a word I rarely use) Paella! It is the devil’s turd ? I always end up eating the seafood out of it and maybe one forkful of rice. Pisses me right off when I’m out, in a group and someone says “ooo I know this paella place”? Go stick your shitty rice dish up your mum ?
  4. mushroom
    Offliner, offliner ? Sandy as you are a smart chap, sometimes I don’t get your thinking. That could be my understanding or your explanations/posts. Do you really believe half of the shit you post?
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    They have these all over theme, water etc parks here. They do work to cool you down
  6. mushroom
    Aye it was.
  7. mushroom
    Was it not his old commanding officer?
  8. mushroom
    Fuuck lol that’s what I meant ?
  9. mushroom
    I just walked into my building after walking the dog and there it was, huddled up in a corner. Flew off after I took the photo and roosted in a tree outside. Pretty sure it was a recent fledgling. Also not sure but I think it’s a swallow.
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    One of them yes ?
  12. mushroom
    Nope not lucky. I don’t have much liquid because I always invest it, they cleaned out the bucket mate
  13. mushroom
    Man they are having me for a supposedly bloody non correct payment of tax…. Spain being Spain, I can’t even find out the year they’re on about until… wait for it… September! ? I’ve had no letters, no email, nowt. Just woke up this morning and discovered I’d been dry bummed ?
  14. mushroom
    My gran said her thermometer was reading 42.3, near Accrington ffs
  15. mushroom
    It’s what people used to do (still do) here when they can’t afford or don’t have aircon
  16. mushroom
    Wet towels mate, around your neck and head, or all over if you wish. Far more effective than a cold shower. Drink plenty of water, better with a pinch of salt and lemon added
  17. mushroom
    Been on the phone with parents and me nan, drink water and stay cool with wet towels! Bloody brutal for old folk not used to this/that heat.
  18. mushroom
    Then I got bummed out of my mind. last night the HRMC (here) took me real good… oh ye. Something tells me I’ve lost 15 grand ?? b*****ds! ?
  19. mushroom
    Fuucking hotter in Manchester now ?
  20. mushroom
    Everything he posts looks appetising…. Whether you like the ingredients or not, you can’t fault the man for his presentation ? Keep on cooking and posting chaps ?
  21. mushroom
    If you’re looking for hands mate, post on here and offer it out ? No one ever wants what I post ? but I’m damn sure a few would be happy to assist/labour in your world ?
  22. mushroom
    I thought you could only get the blue swimmers in Asia and Oz. Every day is a school day ?
  23. mushroom
    Ok….. what the actual fuuck! ? Driver, stop and let me off here please ?
  24. mushroom
    My cnut is scared of bubbles ?
  25. mushroom
    Two disabled parents, 80’s mentality towards….. 6 primary schools ? One of them twice ? I laugh now, the bullshit that caused and still resonates is, well!
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