mushroom
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That sounds about right. It was in Spanish though, so I’m not certain. Walking about like a waddling duck that has shit itself while wearing a nappy ?
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I’m just off to present my bare arse and the back of my sack to the nurse to have the dressing changed….. that’s worse than the fuuckin pain. Just hope my arsehole is clean ?
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Benign and something beginning with A. It was attached right next to my cord, to the left of my coccyx. Edited to add: a lot of pain but I’ll live ?
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It’s been emotional. Turned out to be a type of tumor. All removed now but it’s been a journey. Fuuckers left me with a gaping wound 3”-4” long and 1” wide at one point.
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f**k? Ah bolllocks! T’other one then ?
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Simply put, they cancelled on me. Later in the month apparently a cancer patient. As for what it is, who gives a fuuck? This thread is about men not being dickheads and going to get shit checked out. My part in this, is I updated! just get shit checked out ffs
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Turns out my arse is doing the driving ?
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So did everyone else!
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Hide your money ?
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All I know is the lump is next to my coxic, between my arse cheeks. They thought it was colon cancer and I’ve been through the mill. They were trying to find out why I had sciatica ffs! Like I said, the issue isn’t always where you think it is.
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I’d like to point out at this moment….. I’m a sexy muthafucka ??
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It’s on Wednesday mate
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When shit feels wrong gents just go get it checked! They might find things they weren’t looking for!
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Nah, both balls and my nob… they’re making them smaller so I can fit into…. (Insert person here) ?
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Cutting something out the size of an egg but not cancerous mate.
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Cnut! ?
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He’s willed to you ??
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update…. I’m going under the knife on Wednesday. Fuucking bricking it doesn’t even come close. I’m fuucking shitting myself.
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Been told that everyday for years…. Hasn’t stopped me yet ?
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You sure that wasn’t Liverpool? Grab his shoes too la ?
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A mate and me got really lucky once when I first moved here. A running battle up the rambla with about 30 Pakistani blokes. Only saved because we managed to get to the top (plaza Cataluña) where all the police were. No police, we would’ve been done for!
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I was on my way back from the beach on a packed train lol. Watching that first goal on my phone, I lept up screaming Goal ? whole carriage shit themselves, some realised, the rest I apologised/explained to ? Straight off the train and into a local and they had it on the Telly. I missed the German goal mind, so walked in buzzing my tits off and the cnuts start laughing at me ? Who’s laughing now dickheads?
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Nah! He gouges their eyes with his stumpy digits ?
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It was an endeavor ?
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I fuucking love risotto ???
