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mushroom

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  1. Yep I’ve had smallish pigs run past me and sound like a galloping horse. Some power in a pig.
  2. Not the best beer out of Spain mate…. 1.50€ a pint in most bars ?
  3. An ex cancelled my insurance when we broke up without telling me and I got a pull. Car crushed, no points or fine. Machete behind the drivers seat fell out of the drivers door when the copper opened it lol. Luckily I had the ferrets etc in the car, so had a reasonable excuse. Didn’t even have to attend court, they just took the car and crushed it, after letting me empty it out. With the crash and leaving the scene though I would expect a fine/ points maybe a 6month ban and/or a driver awareness course.
  4. Ublock origin, best one imo. Attaches to all browsers and doesn’t log data. I use it with Mozilla and search engine Duck duck go ?
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    Hard graft

    Shrek and donkey ?
  6. Get an expedition hammock mate. Less than a kilo in weight and some can be set like a tent if you’ve nowhere to hang it ?
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    Hard graft

    Handsome devil hasn’t aged a day in 10 years ???
  8. Used to work with a lad called Quim lol I renamed him muff and that stuck with him for 3 years ?
  9. They just told me it was a pistol, so defo not .22
  10. These look like someone’s fuuckin shot a .22 at the bar. Bought a beer when out for a smoke and noticed them
  11. I miss Ted ? Bet you’ve been a man.. y
  12. May I point out that Ditchshitter is back ? It’s like Bananarama reformed ?
  13. Great post, some members have had it harder than others. Some have held out a hand to help and had the cnut bitten
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    porn

    Gone are the days of getting pissed and waking up with a bird next day (good and bad ?) Every cnut is on coke, it’s sad. I’m no innocent by far but I don’t understand the need for it to be a ‘necessity’ for a good night out. Give me a beer, a laugh and a hangover and I’m a happy chap
  15. Dickheads mate! Before, there was enough decent on here to counter. Now we’re up against no hopes who just troll, wasn’t that the word we used to use? ?? Don’t feed the trolls. Happy fuucking Friday, from Madrid ??
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    porn

    Nun, he’s not allowed ?
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    germany

    Not disputing you mate but how did you come by the land? I thought foreigners couldn’t own property or land in Thailand and had to have a Thai involved or a wife or a business partner both must own the majority of the shares for it to be legal. Hence why so many have been screwed over.
  18. Well I’m all in and settled in my jamas… flat’s nice, family are lovely and the area is like the back end of Blackpool ? I honestly thought I was going to be shouted at by the strange group of 60something year old, never done a days work in their life, putting empty beer cans on top of a car alcoholics. But they were too busy arguing with what I could only fathom as, thin air ? They weren’t even arguing with each other, apart from when they disagreed what thin air said. I sat and watched with a spliff ? I do love a bit of an adventure ??
  19. Get ya cheque book out then mate, you’ve got it covered ?
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    germany

    Yeah I have a mate like that…. Can’t even mention his 40th ???
  21. mushroom

    germany

    Until now I thought the whole thing was shot in London mate ?
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