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  1. I spent many years in some shit hole all or other over the Christmas period and my kids reckoned that no amount of presents made up for me not being there ........
  2. I'm with you on the liver thing ... but a fray bentos pie I can eat breakfast dinner tea anytime fukcing delicious ... when I've finished I spend about a half hour with the prongs of the fork scraping out the very last bit .... mmmmmmmm
  3. They will be there for another day mate ... it's just good to get out with the dogs .......
  4. Does he provide the paperwork to match the dogs ear tattoo so you can see what they've done on the track ??? .......
  5. Peppers minging fukcing shit ......
  6. If it is Socks will be on to say it's -8 where he is... You soft shandy drinking skirt wearers couldn't handle -7 ... big fanny ....... How do you think a whippet would cope at -7 with a 15 mph wind while stood in the field waiting for a rabbit to bolt. fukc sake king a whippet owner couldn't cope with that ......
  7. If it is Socks will be on to say it's -8 where he is... You soft shandy drinking skirt wearers couldn't handle -7 ... big fanny .......
  8. Really? Cheers, D. Yep he only gave me two wedgies instead of the normal three ......
  9. -7 here at 5am ... if it gets much colder I might think about putting on a shirt and putting a roof on the dogs kennels ........
  10. I think the next big shock will be one of the coursing lads admitting his dog can't do 3 out of 3 .... I know I know it's far fetched but I've got a feeling .......
  11. However he has got a point ... why out of the scores of kids abused hasn't at least one of them done the guy over when they reached adulthood ... I was 16 going through my butchery apprentice with a big supermarket and the butchery manager made my life a fukcing misery through bullying ... it was a different outcome when I bumped into him in a pub when I was 22 .......
  12. If your dogs are under performing a muscle balm isn't going to make any difference at all .....
  13. Full on.....IMG_2472.JPG I've got your horse ready for you just like you asked mate ......
  14. I've got this big black fukcer lined up for him ... he is real gentle ... honest guvnor .....
  15. I'm a fukcing full on cowboy lol ... my poor little horse couldn't take the weight of that giant on top of him .........
  16. Im going to ride a horse not mow the grass you div.....shows how much you know ! Mmmm perhaps you need to look a bit more into this equestrian lark before you saddle up big John lol ......
  17. Fukcing blinding idea ... extreme cockney survival ......LOL I can imagine gnash sneaking round the woods looking like John Rambo but sounding like Danny Dyer. They spilt the first claret me ol son they spilt the first claret ......
  18. What sort of price are we talking about mate .....
  19. Fukcing blinding idea ... extreme cockney survival ...... I guarantee id survive your manor better than you,d survive mine flapping round Canning Town with your squirrel traps......i can see a home and away challenge coming here. Fukcing city living is easy ... I'm like a Chameleon I just blend in .......
  20. You just worry about the fact that next week i have my first horse riding lesson !.......what us City boys lack in experience we make up for with wit and savvy.... i,ll show you. I hope they've got a shire or Suffolk punch for you to ride ......
  21. Fukcing blinding idea ... extreme cockney survival ......
  22. Like this connoisseur !.......................got to go and ruin it for me aint ya ! At your age I don't want you wasting precious time watching things that you might not like ........ I got too much time on my hands lately i dont need more....why do you think im watching all this telly !......insults insults insults its all i ever get from you poofy soldier lot. Well if your bored I've got a 12 acre wood that needs squirrel trapping ... I know it may be a tad chilly but I've got a nice hammock set up for you and I will teach you to light a fire ... also you can eat all you catch ... viol
  23. Gangland undercover ... true story about a guy that spent years under cover infiltrating biker gangs ... series two is on now ... pretty brutal and true to life from what I've seen so far ......
  24. Like this connoisseur !.......................got to go and ruin it for me aint ya ! At your age I don't want you wasting precious time watching things that you might not like ........
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