Reminds me of the fellow who approached the prostitute. "How much to just look at it?" he asked her. "A tenner" she said. He gave her the tenner and she lifts her skirt and he goes in underneath.
"What do you think of that?" she asked him,
"I can't see it, it's too dark" he says "have you a match?".
She gives him a match and asks can he see it now?
"Oh yes, I see it now, it's lovely, really nice. Do you piss out of that?" he asks her.
"Yes....Why" she replys,
"You better start pissing" he says "your on fire".