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  1. J Darcy

    If you want to be happy for the rest of your life never make a pretty woman your wife...

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    2. jukel123

      jukel123

      Jimmy Soul Youtube.

    3. walshie

      walshie

      So from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.

    4. The Seeker

      The Seeker

      Remember everytime you answer a question from the wife consider this

       

      Do I want to be right or do I want to be happy?

  2. J Darcy

    Take a lover in the afternoon....Will you marry for the money.....See your innocence slipping away, don't think its coming back soon!

    1. paulus

      paulus

      youv`e visited simo again then....lol

    2. stabba

      stabba

      GLORIA lol

  3. J Darcy

    Sky Rockets in Flight......

  4. J Darcy

    'Tis my delight...

    1. Waz

      Waz

      moonlit night? :D

    2. LaraCroft

      LaraCroft

      nah, angel !

  5. J Darcy

    REAL men breed moths...

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    2. lucky

      lucky

      psycho's like buffalo bill breed moths....lol

    3. scothunter

      scothunter

      aye darcy has simon in his cellar."it puts the lotion in thebasket.or it gets the hose again"/saying this while sticking his cock between his legs

    4. Kay

      Kay

      are you doing any elephant hawk ones this time ?

  6. J Darcy

    Americano's, Blue Jeans and Chino's...

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    2. Kay

      Kay

      marathons

    3. just jack

      just jack

      i was thinking more of

      "gay bar" to be honest!!

      haha

    4. WILF

      WILF

      Stop pulling your cock thinking of Holly Johnson ya dirty little wog !!

  7. J Darcy

    Duck Sauce ruined a classic! Sacriledge.

    1. Simoman

      Simoman

      Pot noodle?

    2. J Darcy

      J Darcy

      Google it heathens!

    3. J Darcy

      J Darcy

      The song...lol...

  8. J Darcy

    "the sausage" f*ckin classic!!!!!!!!!

  9. J Darcy

    Giz a job....

  10. J Darcy

    Another f*ckin messer!

  11. J Darcy

    Get a job...

  12. J Darcy

    Mating moths cause high excitement.....

  13. J Darcy

    Keeps sending me photos of young boys holding their snakes...

  14. J Darcy

    Get up you little fat dumpling...you'll never get a job if you can't get out of bed!!

  15. J Darcy

    You are such a clever girl

  16. J Darcy

    REAL men breed moths...

    1. hedz31

      hedz31

      Did'nt that strange fella of silence of the lambs breed moths buffalo bill was'nt it lol

    2. WILF

      WILF

      WOG!

  17. J Darcy

    GORDY here i come! Literally!

  18. J Darcy

    Wine bottles and watersports!

  19. J Darcy

    Do you want to get Jiggy with Mr Biggy? I love to dip my cherry in your sweet chocolate pie..

  20. J Darcy

    Carrots......NEVER again!

  21. J Darcy

    He might be ugly but he can rustle up a mean slice of toast....

  22. J Darcy

    Bolio, Colin's banned from crumpets for breakfast, his hands get mighty slippery with all the butter! ha ha

  23. J Darcy

    Just because mine comes back!!!... Messer!

  24. J Darcy

    Thinks he's a hard man, but really just a little queen. gets nervous before the Show season starts!!

  25. J Darcy

    G.R.A.B.B.E.D

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