J Darcy

He is a real bad man.

Welsh Gimp.

Wants to marry Zeus before i do.

Likes mince in an unconventional way....

coo coo,...

coo coo coo cooc oo.......pigeon english is the new brown.....

Sorry I only understand pigeon english...lol..lol

He wants Zeus, He needs Zeus, But their ain't no way he's ever gonna love Zeus, so don't feel bad, 'cos two out of three aint bad!

bender.

Keep him away from your kids...he is a bad man!!!!

total big nose gimp

He is not Fat, he just isnt tall enough for his weight...

He needs a pair of glasses and he knows i am the pheasant massaging king...

He is running scared from the Cornwall Posse'.

Gigalo Punk, Sucka....

My Ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, oh wont you play with my ding-a-ling...

A big nosed predator. His "Caravan of Love" is a real-life Burmuda Triangle for young asian males!!!

They simply go off the map!!

Return of Draft excluder required. Would be willing to swap for lb of mince.

Minature gimp.

Milk, Milk, Lemonade, round the corner chocolates made...

Man on man. Dry.

An under-age boys worst nightmare....

Likes it hot,. brown and spicey...... i think he was refering to the HP sauce, but i will stand corrected.

You ok there little 'un?

He has 13 bitches as this years brood stock. Hoping for some big litters to swell his bank balance. He is da man!